Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

[Dark Carnival]

Kate or the daughter?

Both!

 

[gggggg]

AI generated innit

 

[Rita]

Are they trying to say that picture was taken after she came out of hospital?

WHAT A CROCK OF OLD SHIT.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The picture was never taken

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OMG another new picture

Spoiler: OMG

 

[untilted]

OMG another new picture

Spoiler: OMG

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Such a beautiful family x

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The conjoined twins are growing SO FAST!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A picture has also dropped of her post "abdomen surgery"

Spoiler: SHOCKING

 

[untilted]

Oh she looks MARVELLOUS

Such a pretty dainty thing

 

[gggggg]

A picture has also dropped of her post "abdomen surgery"

Spoiler: SHOCKING

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[Rita]

Thank you for your kind wishes and continued support over the last two months.

Wishing everyone a Happy Mother’s Day. C

Who is C? OMG CAMILLA HAS OFFED HER, HASN’T SHE?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A picture has also dropped of her post "abdomen surgery"

Spoiler: SHOCKING

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Buccal fat removal's FIRST SUCCESS STORY

 

[Rita]

Or has she meant to hit X and hit C instead? I do it FAR TOO OFTEN.

 

[Rita]

She does spell KATE with a K, right?

 

[Rita]

Oh her name is CATHERINE with a C. Panic over.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Thank you for your kind wishes and continued support over the last two months.

Wishing everyone a Happy Mother’s Day. C

Who is C? OMG CAMILLA HAS OFFED HER, HASN’T SHE?

Or has she meant to hit X and hit C instead? I do it FAR TOO OFTEN.

She does spell KATE with a K, right?

Oh her name is CATHERINE with a C. Panic over.

 

[lolly]

OMG another new picture

Spoiler: OMG

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She's serving Bernie Clifton, and never looked better.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[Dark Carnival]

See!

 

[Lucille]

This and Israel releasing their Eurovision entry is far too much DRAMA for a Sunday night!!!!

 

[Kratz]

This and Israel releasing their Eurovision entry is far too much DRAMA for a Sunday night!!!!

Imagine if she'd POPPED UP as the entrant

OY VEY!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Fuck sake...

BACK TO TATTLE I GO.

 

[Kratz]

let's all go

 

[GNL]

Finally a newspaper with INTEGRITY.

 

[Kratz]

This is sending me

 

[Penelope]

Have had a word with the Palace behind the scenes and the reason for the image manipulation is even worse than we could have possibly thought - "quite distracting boobies"

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The DRAMA

 

[lolly]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Front and center of BBC News now.

The palace have completely fucked it.

 

[Ellie]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh dear. Hard to believe this is happening. Talk about trying to calm the conspiracies and then feeding into them.

 

[Tisch]

Oh dear. Hard to believe this is happening. Talk about trying to calm the conspiracies and then feeding into them.

But just WHY? Why release such a shoddy Photoshop job (sans wedding ring!!) and fuel the fire? Why not just stick to the "she's recovering" line. It's as if it's deliberate, but still WHY. It's driving me insane.

 

[octophone]

There's a perfectly plausible theory that this is just one of the features on some new phones where you can take 3 or 4 shots and then pick the best bits. That said, it does feel like they've used most of a photo where Kate wasn't in it.

It's still absolutely wild. What the hell has happened??

 

[big ron]

But just WHY? Why release such a shoddy Photoshop job (sans wedding ring!!) and fuel the fire? Why not just stick to the "she's recovering" line. It's as if it's deliberate, but still WHY. It's driving me insane.

BECAUSE SHES DEAD

 

[D5K]

The BBC have now blanked out the relevant bit of the "today's front pages" but it looks like the Metro has a massive "should have gone to specsavers" ad below the photo

 

[Lucille]

Well this is what you get for paying your assistant 27.5k.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh dear. Hard to believe this is happening. Talk about trying to calm the conspiracies and then feeding into them.

IKR, at this point it’s no longer a rabbit hole, it’s a pit and we’re all down there.

 

[octophone]

She's not dead, she's resting!