Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

[Sheena]

I do wonder if all of this is a big distraction from Charlie (about to kick the) Bucket.

 

[Bypass]

 

[Jark]

 

[GNL]

Would the D@ily M@il lie to us?

 

[octophone]

I do wonder if all of this is a big distraction from Charlie (about to kick the) Bucket.

I don't get why they would want to keep her out of the way tho' - surely this would be the exact time to get her out and about being all regal.

 

[ButterTart]

a public appearance or a video would solve everything. the further they dig the worse they make it

Brave Kate steps out in public for the first time since absolutely nothing of note happened to her. "I'm just enjoying definitely being alive and happily married to a man who hasn't murdered anyone", she semaphored.

 

[octophone]

I literally just took my phone to the toilet so I could see all the tweets you've all been posting. I'm in WAAAAAY too deep.

 

[Rita]

In all seriousness I think they need to ABOLISH THE MONARCHY now. Even the ones who have had the wool pulled over their eyes for all these years are thinking WHAT THE FUCK on this one. The trust is gone.

TOODLE PIP!

 

[untilted]

I find her to be absolutely pathetic.

 

[untilted]

In all seriousness I think they need to ABOLISH THE MONARCHY now. Even the ones who have had the wool pulled over their eyes for all these years are thinking WHAT THE FUCK on this one. The trust is gone.

TOODLE PIP!

YES.

 

[Sheena]

I love OUR REET’s optimism on the subject, but it ain’t gonna happen. Far too many brain deads swallow everything thrown at them.

 

[Rachey]

I'm a huge royal fan and have been most of my life, but even I'm finding it hard to support them now days. It's just not the same since Queenie died

Also, I don't like William, or George. I have no interest in them being kings.

 

[Sheena]

It's just not the same since Queenie died

This always makes me LAUGH/ roll my eyes too.

AS IF SHE WASN'T AS BAD AS THE REST OF THE CUNTS!

 

[Sheena]

Also, I don't like William, or George.

Considering you'll likely be DEAD for the latter, it won't matter too much, despite you taking against a TEN YEAR OLD CHILD

 

[Rachey]

This always makes me LAUGH/ roll my eyes too.

AS IF SHE WASN'T AS BAD AS THE REST OF THE CUNTS!

I know, but I grew up with her, I always had a soft spot for her.

Obviously now I realise she wasn't the sweet old lady I grew up thinking she was. But I won't speak ill of the old dead!

William and co have seen what the institution has done to so many royals, they could now be changing the way it runs. But they don't.

 

[Rachey]

Considering you'll likely be DEAD for the latter, it won't matter too much, despite you taking against a TEN YEAR OLD CHILD

He's just so creepy looking

 

[Sheena]

I know, but I grew up with her, I always had a soft spot for her.

Obviously now I realise she wasn't the sweet old lady I grew up thinking she was. But I won't speak ill of the old dead!

WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY BANGING ON ABOUT?

He's just so creepy looking

HE'S TEN!

 

[Rachey]

Ten year olds can be creepy.

 

[Sheena]

And also can be ENTIRELY UNDESERVING of such speculation based on a couple of photos based on the fact that...HE'S TEN.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Yes the woman that paid for her son to GET OFF FROM CHILD SEX CRIMES is someone we should ALL REMEMBER FONDLY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I do agree that Prince George is CLEARLY EVIL, like THE REST OF THEM

 

[Sheena]

Isn’t he the one they all think is obviously gay?

I’m here for QUEEN GEORGE I

 

[ZenGiraffe]

EVIL and GAY are not MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE

 

[Rita]

Yes the woman that paid for her son to GET OFF FROM CHILD SEX CRIMES is someone we should ALL REMEMBER FONDLY

They are all as bad as each other. He was out on “Royal Duties” just the other day. Fair enough, it was because the rest are DYING OFF but still.

 

[Jark]

Ten year olds can be creepy.

I do think we should normalise talking shit about children.

 

[octophone]

This always makes me LAUGH/ roll my eyes too.

AS IF SHE WASN'T AS BAD AS THE REST OF THE CUNTS!

I said at the time that I felt public support for the monarchy would crash after she went. A lot of people were loyal to "The Queen" and it hasn't transferred to Chuck and Milly. Which makes the publicly popular Kate's disappearance all the stranger...

 

[big ron]

I said at the time that I felt public support for the monarchy would crash after she went. A lot of people were loyal to "The Queen" and it hasn't transferred to Chuck and Milly. Which makes the publicly popular Kate's disappearance all the stranger...

I think we're all just thirsty for PROOF she's ascended back into LIZARD FORM or something equally salacious.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The issue with all this for me, is given everything that’s gone on and all the conspiracy theories and the bad feeling, surely if they could, they would just put Kate in front of a camera saying “it’s ok, I’m fine, blah blah”.

They clearly CAN’T, for whatever reason.

Possible reasons:

1. She’s DEAD
2. She has a completely new face
3. If she’s put in front of a camera she’ll reveal all about the pegging

 

[VoR]

 

[Jark]

2. She has a completely new face

I do like the idea that she's had a botched facelift and they're scared to show us. show new face! she'll be immediately more relatable!

 

[VoR]

I know it's a bit less juicy than SHE'S DEAD, but isn't the most likely answer that she's gained weight due to steroids or something and doesn't want to be photographed?

 

[big ron]

I know it's a bit less juicy than SHE'S DEAD, but isn't the most likely answer that she's gained weight due to steroids or something and doesn't want to be photographed?

Then just dont release photos?!

 

[VoR]

Oh they've handled it APPALLINGLY, don't get me wrong, but I can well imagine it's something as banal as that and now they've backed themselves into a ridiculous corner over it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[PercyPig]

 

[GNL]

Pictured minutes before Diana first flashed her tuppence on a video chatroom.

 

[untilted]

I mean do they handle ANYTHING WELL?

Abolish

 

[dUb]

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[GNL]

What HAVE they done with our loved ones' bodies?

 

[octophone]

Fuck them into infinity but, objectively, that is quality trolling.