Kate's Hot Mess Hits TONIGHT 8pm

[dmlaw]

What excellent CGI. It's like watching Avengers: Endgame.

 

[Kate]

Actually they look more like Wallace & Gromit.

 

[dmlaw]

Featuring some Bo Selecta characters hoverboarding through an anal passage.

If yours looks like that, you should see a doctor.

 

[Kate]

Well OBVIOUSLY they're out into the intestines now.

 

[Kate]

Bizarre Inc - Playing With Knives (1991)

We had "I'm Gonna Get You", but not this one.

 

[Iguana]

Will we be getting any The Indelicates?

 

[dmlaw]

It's the return of instrumentation that sounds like it has been recorded through two doors. I've missed this.

 

[Kate]

Will we be getting any The Indelicates?

They don't belong here But I do still love them and have all their shiz

 

[Kate]

The 3 Jays - Feeling It Too (1999)

*trance slag klaxon*
This is the first track on a double CD album I have called ADRENALIN. I literally can't find anything about this lot except they are three blokes whose names begin with J.

 

[Kate]

Phats & Small get a MENTION after all! But this is not their remix. I don't think.

 

[dmlaw]

We were promised no Phats & Small, but there they are, advertised as providing a remix which we aren't listening to. We've been lied to.

 

[Kate]

I will apologise on-screen in due course.

 

[dmlaw]

Google suggests that, after recording this track, the Three Jays became a pub in Jaywick. @Ag to confirm.

 

[Iguana]

Just how experienced is Lisa Marie?

 

[Kate]

Guru Josh Project - Infinity (2008)

There seem to be several versions of this but I got bored and I think this is the one. Feel free to debate.

 

[Iguana]

SAX!

 

[Iguana]

This one's very @ButterTart

 

[Kate]

Boobs and everything.

 

[dmlaw]

Guru Josh is now dead. The Guardian says the cause is unclear, Wikipedia says suicide.

 

[Iguana]

Oh

 

[Kate]

Dannii Minogue - I Begin To Wonder (2003)

My personal favourite from the brunette Minotaur sister. Please accept this as my on-screen apology for any Phats & Small-induced trauma.

 

[Ecce Homo]

Guru Josh Project - Infinity (2008)

54,675/10

 

[dmlaw]

But what will be your on screen apology for Dami Im-ouge?

 

[Kate]

RIP Guru Josh

 

[Iguana]

FINALLY pandering to the gay (me)

 

[dmlaw]

I think @ButterTart needs another @.

 

[Kate]

Mr Oizo - Flat Beat (1999)

Headbang like a furry yellow puppet, slags.

 

[Kate]

Flat Eric relieved he never worked with Erick Morillo unlike NOW CANCELLED Zig & Zag.

 

[dmlaw]

Does anyone else feel an overwhelming urge to buy some Levi's?

 

[Ecce Homo]

Dannii Minogue - I Begin To Wonder (2003)

My personal favourite from the brunette Minotaur sister.

OH I’D SAY. And all that SPINNING FOREIGN!

Also it’s about 5,000 times better than Can’t Get You Out Of My Head. Yes I said it and yes I do have a handy vial of Novichok if you care to get nasty. And THIS mix succeeds in being more than we could ever ask for in a lifetime, much less DESERVE!

 

[Kate]

Mis-Teeq - Why (2001)

IT'S THE REMIX!

 

[Iguana]

Loved the Flat Eric.

 

[Lucille]

Why

QUITE.

 

[Kate]

FOR THE FOR THE V THE I THE P Ps

 

[Iguana]

What was Lickin' On Both Sides actually meant to MEAN?

 

[dmlaw]

Needs more ridiculous Alesha moments.

 

[Kate]

Akira The Don ft Bashy - Clones (2006)

We are now into "00s stuff that I liked". Probably the only legacy of former Dot/Moopy poster gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg was recommending Akira The Don. This remains his best.

 

[Tisch]

Poor forgotten fourth member of Mis-Teeq

 

[dmlaw]

What was Lickin' On Both Sides actually meant to MEAN?

No one ever told them how to correctly apply a stamp.

 

[Kate]

More incredible CGI cartoon technology.