Kate's Hot Mess Hits TONIGHT 8pm

Kim's look in this video is just a touch eighties.
 
Simple Minds - Promised You A Miracle (1982)

I hate most of Simple Minds' awful U2-esque output, but annoyingly I have now discovered about 6 songs that I like. I have always enjoyed this one though.
FUN QUIZ: How did THAT PIG pull Patsy Kensit?
 
Kate said:
Simple Minds - Promised You A Miracle (1982)

I hate most of Simple Minds' awful U2-esque output, but annoyingly I have now discovered about 6 songs that I like. I have always enjoyed this one though.
FUN QUIZ: How did THAT PIG pull Patsy Kensit?
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Cock down to his ankles. That’s how. No wonder she looks torn :(
 
I think I would also have claimed to hate Simple Minds, probably Nick Hornby's fault, but this is rather hitting the spot.
 
Erasure - Who Needs Love Like That (Hamburg Mix) (1992)

Another one that you all WRONGLY ignored in Dance Anthems. Just listen to that bibbly bobbly synthing in the background of the verses. HOW COULD YOU!
 
Tinie Tempah - Pass Out (2010)

And now a few chav tunes to round us out. Who knew that Mr Tempah would have the honour of appearing twice in this playlist. Or that his poetic genius in this exact track would be discussed earlier in the thread.
 
OMG. We have, of course, already had my trenchant analysis of why these lyrics are, in fact, very deep and insightful.
 
Frankly, even if you are a pleb who doesn't like the lyrics, this bangs VERY HARD.
 
Kate said:
Erasure - Who Needs Love Like That (Hamburg Mix) (1992)

Another one that you all WRONGLY ignored in Dance Anthems. Just listen to that bibbly bobbly synthing in the background of the verses. HOW COULD YOU!
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Well it’s not exactly a DANCE ANTHEM darling. More favoured by queens from Hornchurch dripping in Eternity and trotting around the dancefloor in white 501s at the White Swan than steroid sex pig monsters cunted off their knockers at Trade

YES I’M AWARE THESE ARE SLIGHTLY DATED REFERENCES BUT THIS WAS 1992
 
Khia & Los Del Rio - Lick My Macarena (2020)

I think it was @lolly that posted this a few months ago, so you can blame him. I LOVE IT :D
 
Khia is fucking sexy in this video, but I still wouldn't tongue her anus SOZ BABE.

I wonder if those old Macarena geezers enjoy a bit of rimming. @Ecce Homo to confirm
 
One of the young people from my work told a story about having been told off for singing the Khia song at school. A quick bit of mental arithmetic and the question 'weren't you nine' revealed the deficiencies in her upbringing.
 
The Streets - Blinded By The Lights (2004)

A drug anthem that I obviously don't understand. This one WAS going to go out to @ButterTart but since he's DESERTED ME :( I shall dedicate it to @Ecce Homo instead since there was appreciation earlier :disco:
 
Kate said:
Khia is fucking sexy in this video, but I still wouldn't tongue her anus SOZ BABE.

I wonder if those old Macarena geezers enjoy a bit of rimming. @Ecce Homo to confirm
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Oh please God not RIMMING. It’s THIS FAR from SCAT! I can however confirm that they enjoy an extended frott followed by three hours of painful anal :disco:
 
Quite horrified that it’s sixteen years old. Everyone used to adore it when I played it in my DJ years. Requests for a replay WEEK AFTER WEEK and so much DANCING!
 
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