Katy Perry - 143 (Worst Rated Album EVER by a female artist)

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Can Katy turn things around and snatch a hit?

  • yes, unconditionally

  • sure, it's never really over

  • maybe, by the grace of god

  • potentially, she's a dark horse

  • probably not (self-inflicted)

  • no, now she's just a ghost

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Probably won't even matter. If the music is good there'll always be people who won't care.

Besides, he'll probably just use a pseudonym and artists will receive contractual deniability if the public finds out.
 
He's been delving more into the R&B and hip-hop worlds of late

I imagine there's room for him in the arm of RCA that still promotes Chris Brown

But the pop queens probably all need to steer clear now
 
I imagine Nicki Minaj will keep working with him, but her husband is a nonce so the haters have bigger fish to fry there.
 
"that is intended to shock the mainstream viewer who is told that sexualised images of thin, real, white women are bad" :D

yes there are certainly none of those in the mainstream
 
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"BRB Woman"???? EVERYONE involved in this sorry, miserable campaign should be fired, shot, or locked in a cell where Kim Petras plays on loop until they break mentally.
 
Setting aside the obvious, it's just not a very good song, is it? I can't believe it took 6 writers (5 men + Katy) to come up with this damp squib; the chorus is particularly bad.
And then the clip POP! posted, there must be something wrong with your idea of satire if you have to explain it that much, she's so obnoxious and tiring.

Of course, there's been much worse shit released this year, like Jojo Siwa's Karma, Megan Trainor's ENDLESS Reign of Terror, or Jason Derulo who just keeps shitting out song after song every month; but the thing is nobody gives a crap about them and, apparently, the world did seem to give a crap about Katy Perry.
 
I think it’s a basic pop song and I really believe if she didn’t work with Dr Luke it would have performed a bit better. That said, she’s been in a decline for the last few albums so it would be a miracle for her to have a smash of any kind at this point.
 
OH MY

The Transcendental version appears to be the sort of WHALE MUSIC that Sanctuary Spa play in the massage rooms

It's Alanis-does-a-meditation-album! It's Enya sans Loxian! It's music for frustrated 44 year old executive spouses!

I'm SOLD

TEAM KATY PERRY

STREAM WOMAN'S WORLD EP NOW
 
Super Women version is basically just the usual SPED UP nonsense

Albeit in this case it works, the lyrics are less objectionable when you assume they are being sung by a cartoon
 
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"BRB Woman"???? EVERYONE involved in this sorry, miserable campaign should be fired, shot, or locked in a cell where Kim Petras plays on loop until they break mentally.
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But she’s sinking without trace! I’ve barely heard this song anywhere!

So everyone involved in this campaign should actually be given a MEDAL!
 
Radio 2 have A-listed it, thought it might be a bit too naff for them
 
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I assume it's strictly the TRANSCENDENTAL version Radio 1 have playlisted
 
I Kissed a Girl v Hot and Cold
Hot and Cold v Teenage Dream
Teenage Dream v California Girls
Teenage Dream v Roar
Teenage Dream v Firework
Teenage Dream v Last Friday Night
Teenage Dream v Dark Horse
Teenage Dream v E.T
I'm not carrying this on because Teenage Dream is always going to win...
 
Unless 'Walking on Air' of 'Thinking of You' made a surprise appearance.
 
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