Katy Perry - 143 (Worst Rated Album EVER by a female artist)

[Pipo]

Dark Horse has BILLIONS of streams? Omg

 

[jaybee]

Always find it so interesting when artists turn down collabs, especially when they kick themselves later down the line. Just read Katy turned down a collab with Billie Eilish on ‘Ocean Eyes’. She said it was a huge mistake now

 

[Jark]

"SLOW DOWN."
"ENUNCIATE."
"O-KAY."

 

[joanne]

i think......about you!
HEY!
all.. the.. TIIIME!
twenty... four, seven
HEY!!
three-six-fiIIIIIve!

we deserved corona after letting this masterpiece flop.

 

[POP!]

 

[VoR]

Feels has amassed more streams than all but ONE of Katy Perry’s solo songs?

Who on earth has even thought about that song since whatever year it came out?

 

[POP!]

I was surprised by that too. But then again Calvin and Katy are both huge streaming forces, especially Katy since she has only really had 2 chart hits since Spotify exploded. Even "Harleys in Hawaii" has reached 362 million streams despite failing to make the Hot 100 / UK top 40.

 

[K.C.]

I had a major Katy revival last week and I've forgotten just gotta much I stanned her 2008-2014. I'm willing to forgive her for her last 2 albums if she serves us something essential with Album 6

 

[Jark]

Katy will turn up to the opening of an envelope. and steal the show.

 

[Suedehead]

Well she's perfing now on the Corrie concert and I must admit that for once she's singing in tune
@Jark

 

[Suedehead]

For those of your boycotting this shower of shit, she did Roar and Firework.

I could tell Charles wanted a piece of Kitty's Purry, and Camilla was not having it.

 

[Suedehead]

I spoke too soon about the vocals.

Roar was good but Fireworks is just...whew, Chile.

Girl. Find a key.

 

[Ellie]

Anyone fancy a Quality Street?

 

[Suedehead]

Anyone fancy a Quality Street?

She could have at least gone for the purple one but no she had to go for the toffee penny

 

[Ellie]

She could have at least gone for the purple one but no she had to go for the toffee penny

Angela Bassett got that one for the Oscars

 

[Suedehead]

OT: can we please put Take That out of their misery already
Ugh

 

[Ellie]

Mark Owen sounding increasingly like Zippy.

 

[Suedehead]

Gary Barlow is the worst honestly.

 

[Suedehead]

Oh no not a Howard Donald solo live vocal.
What have I
What have I
What have I done to deserve this

 

[Suedehead]

Hang on he actually sounds pretty good.

 

[Suedehead]

FUCK OFF GARY BARLOW

 

[Suedehead]

Annieways

Such a shame Kitty did not perf Swish Swish Bish and Daisies. I was really hoping for an intermet melody that incorporated those.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[GNL]

Now Smile is SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROBLEM.

 

[K.C.]

Seems cheap.

 

[OutSynk]

"plus four other albums"

 

[Jark]

"plus four other albums"

3 of which are better than Teenage Dream. no it's true, it's true.

 

[Pipo]

Teenage Dream alone is WORTH 200 TRILLION MILLION DOLLARS!

 

[funky]

I’d have given her a tenner if she’d thrown in some gasoline and a lighter

I’d even let her watch as I threw the naked flame onto those master tapes…

 

[Lucille]

Can we please add “Now starring in PEPPA PIG” to the topic title please?

 

[Lucille]

HANDS OFF DADDY PIG KATY.

 

[Pipo]

GET MONEY I guess?

 

[COB]

Hope Peppa hangs up on her

 

[jivafox]

I wonder what they bonded over

 

[OutSynk]

Good to see her following her heart.

 

[joanne]

oh for fuck's sake.

 

[octophone]

Do leopards eat pigs?

 

[Pipo]

Featuring upcoming singles Firepork, Dark Hog and Legendary Porkers

 

[Lucille]

She’s not exactly SERVING.

 

[GNL]

Lock up your grandparents. Katy Perry is on the loose.

It's weird that this has happened twice.