Katy Perry - Lifetimes (Flop single + Destroyer of Protected Dunes)

[K.C.]

SHE IS HEAVEN DEVIL SENT

 

[GNL]

SHE IS HEAVEN DEVIL SENT

So sick! So wrong!

 

[Pipo]

 

[Pipo]

I assume this was paid for way in advance by her label imagining a GLORIUS comeback by now. Still, it's too late to backpedal and they couldn't find a replacement because nobody does nice music videos anymore.

 

[Shoat]

Officially a CHART SMASH

#89 in the UK

 

[Lucille]

GIRL BOSS SHIT!

 

[Shoat]

I think we can now safely assure the Spanish authorities that the environmental obliteration was WORTHWHILE

 

[Pipo]

If we were in 2002 she would have been dropped on the spot. WHY do they have so much faith in her? Wouldn't it be funny if the album turned out performing well?

 

[Devil]

I assume the money they make from the back cats daily streams means they’ll always pump money into it?

 

[K.C.]

I suspect it's a guaranteed part of her record deal?

 

[Eddie]

If we were in 2002 she would have been dropped on the spot. WHY do they have so much faith in her? Wouldn't it be funny if the album turned out performing well?

I mean I (suddenly) can't stand the BINT but come on, she was super successful just a decade ago!

 

[Eddie]

I assume the money they make from the back cats daily streams means they’ll always pump money into it?

Didn't she sell the rights to her back cat?

 

[Devil]

No idea at all, but someone is making big bucks off the ridiculous levels of replay she gets, so I assume that’s part of her getting big budgets in some way.

 

[Pipo]

I mean I (suddenly) can't stand the BINT but come on, she was super successful just a decade ago!

So was Ed Sheeran, his fall from grace has been shocking albeit a bit more low-key than Katy's.

 

[supermassive]

Her shoe line no doubt keep many employed.

 

[K.C.]

Just heard this in a mall in Michigan!

 

[POP!]

Just heard this in a mall in Michigan!

Where in Michigan are you??

And why?

 

[Pipo]

Just heard this in a mall in Michigan!

Hopefully someplace TASTEFUL as Payless Shoes, Spencer Gifts or Auntie Anne's

 

[K.C.]

Where in Michigan are you??

And why?

TROY. So basically the Middle East.

Visiting family. I love Michigan

 

[K.C.]

Hopefully someplace TASTEFUL as Payless Shoes, Spencer Gifts or Auntie Anne's

Better. The hallway leading to the restrooms

 

[Shoat]

So was Ed Sheeran, his fall from grace has been shocking albeit a bit more low-key than Katy's.

He had a number one only last year!

 

[HalamaK]

It's one of those cases where Trump has a higher chance of getting shot than the singer has of turning her fortune around.

 

[POP!]

TROY. So basically the Middle East.

Visiting family. I love Michigan

Did you hear KP at SOMERSET MALL?

 

[K.C.]

Did you hear KP at SOMERSET MALL?

That's EXACTLY where I was

 

[POP!]

That's EXACTLY where I was

Grew up about 30 minutes from there. Troy isn't the WORST.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Kratz]

Are we sure the daughter wasn’t discounting them?

 

[octophone]

So was Ed Sheeran, his fall from grace has been shocking albeit a bit more low-key than Katy's.

He's kept a live audience tho'. If he does a singles collection, it'll do a Weeknd. KP might manage a drizzly Thursdy Aftrnoon,

 

[Kratz]

Is she worse than Blake Lively?

 

[K.C.]

What's wrong with Blake Lively??

 

[Inner Smile]

What a load of old poppycock Lifetimes is

 

[Inner Smile]

California GURLS is better than that

 

[Inner Smile]

What are we gonna do with her?

 

[Inner Smile]

I don't mean to ramble but Lifetimes really does take the mick

 

[Joseph]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hired? Those are clearly her 12 remaining internet gays.

 

[Suedehead]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She should have known better, really.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Inner Smile]

Lifetimes is growing lol