Kylie - Disco (album 15)

[Jark]

apparently the "title song" is track 3 and it's called Infinite Disco.

 

[Iguana]

apparently the "title song" is track 3 and it's called Infinite Disco.

 

[lolly]

BESPOKE KYLIE CORKSCREW NOW AVAILABLE

 

[Cerro de Casa]

BESPOKE KYLIE CORKSCREW NOW AVAILABLE

Isn't that a KYLIE DILDO?

 

[Eddie]

Looking fabulous whilst flogging her latest bottle of pink water:

 

[Jark]

why is she laughing? she's alone on a garden wall, what could possibly be SO FUNNY?

 

[lolly]

why is she laughing? she's alone on a garden wall, what could possibly be SO FUNNY?

I'm usually fairly happy when I'm drinking alone in my garden.

 

[Diddy]

why is she laughing? she's alone on a garden wall, what could possibly be SO FUNNY?

the profit margin?

 

[Eddie]

There's another picture of her in a shiny pink mini dress but I fear it is too gay, even for moopy!

 

[lolly]

the profit margin?

'the gays are willing to pay HOW MUCH for a SILVER BOX? That's more than the I Was Gonna Cancel video cost!'

 

[Eddie]

Although no social distancing being observed here I see:

 

[Lucille]

Luckily her wine is 70% DISINFECTANT.

 

[lolly]

That's careless, leaving those lovely flowers on the floor like that.

 

[straightorbroken]

The fat shaming is really making her self conscious reading her.. body language in the last 2 pictures.

 

[Eddie]

I thought she was possibly doing a (non-altruistic) favour to a mate with a vineyard with all this Rose nonsense but I refuse to believe Kylie is friends with THAT.

 

[lolly]

Is she only allowed thin friends?

 

[Lucille]

Is she only allowed thin friends?

How else do you choose your mates?!?

 

[straightorbroken]

why is she laughing? she's alone on a garden wall, what could possibly be SO FUNNY?

"Think of Dannii"

 

[Zu]

Looking fabulous whilst flogging her latest bottle of pink water:

She really does look all manner of FANTASTIQUE here

 

[Zu]

I thought she was possibly doing a (non-altruistic) favour to a mate with a vineyard with all this Rose nonsense but I refuse to believe Kylie is friends with THAT.

WELL REALLY

I hope he’s her new boyfriend. A much better choice than the usual THICK THIN TRASH!

 

[Eddie]

Oh what the hell, as mentioned earlier here is the picture in question. Cleverly hiding the bloat and looking pristine whilst doing it:

 

[Jark]

the BLOAT? wtf?

 

[COB]

I thought she was possibly doing a (non-altruistic) favour to a mate with a vineyard with all this Rose nonsense but I refuse to believe Kylie is friends with THAT.

Who is he?

 

[Zu]

I’m not sure whether THE BLOAT is supposed to refer to her lovely new gentleman friend or Kylie herself but EITHER WAY!

 

[Zu]

Who is he?

No idea but I like him. He looks South African

HORRIBLY BLOATED MIND YOU

 

[lolly]

How else do you choose your mates?!?

Fatter to make ME look thin, OF COURSE

 

[lolly]

I'm increasingly fond of a bit of HEFT anyway

Old and skinny isn't a good look

 

[Eddie]

Who is he?

The owner of that wine filth that she is flogging.

 

[Zu]

Why has @Edward turned so violently against her LOVELY WINE?

 

[Zu]

Mind you, I’d not give you EIGHTEEN QUID for it

 

[Eddie]

Why has @Edward turned so violently against her LOVELY WINE?

Celebrities flogging wine or any sort of alcohol can do one.

*George Clooney notwithstanding. His tequila is ace actually.

 

[Lucille]

Mind you, I’d not give you EIGHTEEN QUID for it

It’s only £9 on Tesco online! Admittedly that’s double what you usually pay for a bottle.

 

[Zu]

Celebrities flogging wine or any sort of alcohol can do one.

*George Clooney notwithstanding. His tequila is ace actually.

Poor love’s only trying to make herself a pretty penny

It’s got to be said that I went off Gary Lineker - always one of my favourites - when he started advertising CRISPS. I did feel that it cheapened the brand

 

[Eddie]

It’s only £9 on Tesco online! Admittedly that’s double what you usually pay for a bottle.

I think Zu was referring to her new one from the PREMIUM collection.

 

[Zu]

It’s only £9 on Tesco online! Admittedly that’s double what you usually pay for a bottle.

TOUCHÉ!

 

[Eddie]

The £9 bottle was a Tesco collab apparently.

 

[Zu]

I think Zu was referring to her new one from the PREMIUM collection.

Yes, that’s right. Inevitably @Lucille is only familiar with the cheap one

 

[Diddy]

Does Tesco still do the BLUE STRIPEY brand stuff?

 

[joanne]

the profit margin?

i'm done.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My best mate has ordered the turquoise vinyl of this for my birthday