Kylie - Disco (album 15)

[SDF]

the BLOAT? wtf?

this

 

[Nancy]

The only BLOATED thing here is Edwina’s sense of self-importance

 

[Raining on Me]

Poor Kylie and her terrible, terrible bloat. Must be all that foul Rosé she keeps swigging on stone walls.

Can't say I'm too fussed about the extra one tenth of a gram she's gained, she looks as always absolutely RADIANT.

 

[Iguana]

@ButterTart allegedly sweating like Kylie at a disco

 

[ButterTart]

Although no social distancing being observed here I see:

Is this the bloat people are going on about? Guys, Kylie’s the one on the right.

 

[Eddie]

Calm down gays. It was just a running joke regarding a rather harmless comment I made about the SS video.

NO ONE IS BLOATED. OK?

 

[Tisch]

It's not BLOATED anyway, it's HEALTHY.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Even Kylie can't escape the wrath of body shaming gays!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The only BLOATED thing here is Edwina’s sense of self-importance

Spoiler

 

[Eddie]

Lounging around, like you do:

 

[Iguana]

Lounging around, like you do:

How is she functioning without her rosé? I know I can't

 

[lolly]

She's sitting on it

 

[COB]

Unprecedented amounts of bloat in this picture! I actually mistook her for Bella Emberg at first glance

 

[Iguana]

Unprecedented amounts of bloat in this picture!

Sad that she needs a 3 seated sofa just to fit on these days

 

[VoR]

She's not actually wearing a dress in that photo, it's just loose skin.

 

[Eddie]

She's not actually wearing a dress in that photo, it's just loose skin.

Oh my. I can't unsee that now.

 

[Nancy]

Music Week article:

https://www.musicweek.com/labels/read/can-kylie-minogue-crack-the-us-with-her-disco-album/080856

 

[Jark]

rumours are literally flying that some kind of collab with Miley could be happening. apparently they followed each other on Instagram and now Kylie just included Miley in the update to her Infinite Disco playlist - so either they definitely have a song together and it's conclusive or Kylie('s gay intern) just has really good taste.

 

[Eddie]

Apparently she only followed Miley back after an interviewer alerted her to the fact that Cyrus was following her.

So I wouldn’t hold my breath for a collab. Or it could be a double bluff I guess.

 

[Jark]

I bet she's already made more $$$ off of this than she will from Disco

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh I'll try a white for sure.

 

[Iguana]

I bet she's already made more $$$ off of this than she will from Disco

TAKE MY MONEY KYLIE

 

[SDF]

I want a wine and CD bundle

 

[Jark]

I want a white vinyl with a merlot stain, personally spilled by Kylie during one of her notoriously out of control Saturday night house parties

 

[SDF]

Saturday night disco parties*

 

[straightorbroken]

Sounds like a Vanessa custard situation.

 

[Jark]

omg !

 

[HeLikedTurner]

Is she teasing a new song?

 

[lolly]

I wondered what we were OMGing over. I thought it was the spangly garter.

 

[Jark]

another day, another visual that's far nicer than the album cover or the video

 

[lolly]

Not sure how I feel about that hyphen

 

[Eddie]

The hyphen is fine in this context. The picture is from the video shoot is it not?

Apparently she filmed the video for the second single this week. It would be nice if she changed directors. She hasn't stuck with one for such a long succession since the days of her first couple of albums.

 

[Eddie]

Oh and apparently its called Magic.

 

[Jark]

There might be gay tears at the disco in more ways than one when this comes out - it's released the same day as Little Mix, and one week after Sam Smith, so #1 is looking unlikely right now.

 

[Sheena]

You underestimate the power of 15 different coloured cassettes

 

[Jark]

Little Mix have a different variant of each edition for each girl

 

[Sheena]

Kylie loon fans vs Little Mix loon fans

Plus are Little Mix actually doing that well these days?

 

[straightorbroken]

Just as well Kylie's bigger than ever if she's taking on those heavyweights/heavy-weights.

 

[Eddie]

Urgh cassettes. Will no one think of David Attenborough?!

 

[SDF]

She’ll be number one (on sales) I reckon