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darling, you're talking about 50 people on popjustice. I'm not sure that constitutes consensus.I do love PP but I'm not sure I appreciate the growing consensus and sentiment that it's her best lead single since Slow.

And then Padam S's skirt cameSo my LoveKylie JOCKSTRAPS have literally just dropped!?!?! ?!?! ! 1
No one does SLUT POP quite like MISS MINOGUE
Take NOTE everyone
Not ANOTHER name change!!And then Padam S's skirt came
~DOWN~


I had a fantasy that Jessie and Kylie embark on a joint tour, Tension! Feels Good. one and a half hours of Jessica's dance anthems, one and a half hours of Kylie Ann, and a big Kiss of Life duet finale.This is bloody brilliant, I'd say her most INSTANT lead single in a long time. I love the melody and how understated it is despite being catchy and infectious. I kind of get Fever era vibes really. Really impressed
Bring on the TENSION DISCO tour, or DISCO TENSION - both have a ring

I think this one is necessary!Not ANOTHER name change!!![]()
D-TENSIONThis is bloody brilliant, I'd say her most INSTANT lead single in a long time. I love the melody and how understated it is despite being catchy and infectious. I kind of get Fever era vibes really. Really impressed
Bring on the TENSION DISCO tour, or DISCO TENSION - both have a ring
It reminds me a little of that bit in GBIIt's possible I'm still in the throes of Eurovision fever, but that first 'Padam?' is giving:
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GAME OVER, BITCH!![]()

Such a gay top two#2 on iTunes behind Loreen at the mo

It’s too Eurovisiony for me gays, sorry
I don’t hate it.
I like the vocal treatment.
I can tell this will go OFF in a gay bar though. The bassline-synth combo is very much giving-the-audience-exactly-what-they-want.
Still not removing myself from Team Kylie though. Bring on the album.
Oh like that IS IT - the bunting is barely down and you're disowning Eurovision. It was mere days ago you were flashing your hoop to Ms Blanka!It’s too Eurovisiony for me gays, sorry
Oh like that IS IT - the bunting is barely down and you're disowning Eurovision. It was mere days ago you were flashing your hoop to Ms Blanka!
Deluxe and standard album versionsThat has to be bullshit surely? No one is doing those numbers on iTunes in 2023. And why are there two versions?
It’s too Eurovisiony for me gays, sorry
I don’t hate it.
I like the vocal treatment.
I can tell this will go OFF in a gay bar though. The bassline-synth combo is very much giving-the-audience-exactly-what-they-want.
Still not removing myself from Team Kylie though. Bring on the album.

What do you mean? Too high or too low?That has to be bullshit surely? No one is doing those numbers on iTunes in 2023. And why are there two versions?
I think he means too high but that's clearly wrong because we all know Miss Minogue has at least 1K gays who will part with 99p for Padam PADAMWhat do you mean? Too high or too low?