Kylie - Padam Padam (1st single, May 18th) (1 Viewer)

[Nancy]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is she actually having a proper hit hit then?

I mean, I have literally no idea

Girls, it’s her new CGYOOMH! I’m choosing to believe THAT

 

[Kala]

The memes are really giving the song huge traction. I haven’t seen anything like this for quite a while.

 

[Dark Carnival]

VIRAL HIT

 

[Nancy]

28 (NEW) Padam Padam
Sales: 10,081
Yesterday: 1,873
Digital: 2,572
Streams: 7,487
Aud Strm: 732,232
Vid strm: 154,864

CHART UPDATE

 

[Nancy]

Should climb to number 19 for the official charts tomorrow.

 

[Devil]

Another 1,900 odd. With two days of streaming and today of sales to go, with the extended mix, she may finish somewhere around 14k or so which should be around where it is now. Queen

 

[Loufoque]

This is going to be a #1 hit. I'm going to speak it into reality. PADAM to the TOP.

 

[Nancy]

It will peak at number 9 in the Billboard Hot 100.

 

[Kala]

Kylie Minogue’s “Padam Padam” Has Already Inspired So Many Wild Memes

Twenty years later, you still can't get Kylie out of your head.

www.wmagazine.com

 

[Nancy]

PADAM PADAM was loved on Dereck Reacts.

 

[Kala]

I need to get some Padam Padam t-shirts made.

I’m thinking ‘I’ll Be In Your Head All Weekend’ and ‘Wanna See What’s Underneath That T-Shirt’ and ‘Padammed If You Do, Padammed If You Don’t’.

 

[Jark]

UK spoti 110 (+18)

 

[lolly]

I need to get some Padam Padam t-shirts made.

I’m thinking ‘I’ll Be In Your Head All Weekend’ and ‘Wanna See What’s Underneath That T-Shirt’ and ‘Padammed If You Do, Padammed If You Don’t’.

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[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Kratz]

I need to get some Padam Padam t-shirts made.

I’m thinking ‘I’ll Be In Your Head All Weekend’ and ‘Wanna See What’s Underneath That T-Shirt’ and ‘Padammed If You Do, Padammed If You Don’t’.

AND TAKE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES

 

[Kratz]

Actually, I need a t-shirt saying 'WE DON'T NEED TO USE OUR WORDS' for my annual night out

 

[Jark]

10 out of 10 has randomly upgraded itself to a STRONG 8 this afternoon. I think it'll fit really well on the album.

 

[Devil]

Added to Hot Hits in Australia on Spotify, and it’s not even top 200 there. So when they update tomorrow in the UK it may just happen

 

[lolly]

 

[Kratz]

I can’t remember what life was like before Padam?

 

[Eddie]

I can’t remember what life was like before Padam?

You've been Padaminated.

 

[Lucille]

I can’t remember what life was like before Padam?

Hardly WORTH LIVING!

 

[Kratz]

Hardly WORTH LIVING!

I know! Who is THAT in my avatar?

 

[Pipo]

paDAMN

This is all very exciting. This century's BELIEVE (except this one will not be #1 for months)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I know! Who is THAT in my avatar?

...You've gone TOO FAR

 

[Kratz]

...You've gone TOO FAR

Joking of course! Perhaps we’ll get a Kylie x Blanka collab

 

[Lucille]

My boss came to me today to tell me she HATES Kylie, and she thinks she looks like SHIT.

Girls, I QUIT on the SPOT!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My boss came to me today to tell me she HATES Kylie, and thinks she looks like SHIT.

@Eddie is your boss?

 

[Pipo]

Kylie deemed "too frumpy" for Lucille's boss' likings.

 

[Lucille]

Imagine saying that, to me, a gay man in the age of PADAM.

 

[Eddie]

My boss came to me today to tell me she HATES Kylie, and she thinks she looks like SHIT.

Girls, I QUIT on the SPOT!

THE BITCH.

 

[lolly]

Imagine saying that, to me, a gay man in the age of PADAM.

Pure homophobia, in the midst of an epadamic.

 

[COB]

My boss came to me today to tell me she HATES Kylie, and she thinks she looks like SHIT.

Girls, I QUIT on the SPOT!

Quite literally the definition of homophobia, you should have reported her to the police.

 

[Eddie]

Seriously though @Lucille, that was very passive aggressive of her. Was she intentionally trying to grind your gears?

 

[Halli]

I can’t remember what life was like before Padam?

Life before involved a song called 'sexercise' and it was really bleak; it kept popping up on my playlists and was quite traumatic. these are better times, uncertain times but promising, its for the best you don't remember Kratz.

 

[Kratz]

My boss came to me today to tell me she HATES Kylie, and she thinks she looks like SHIT.

Girls, I QUIT on the SPOT!

LITERAL VIOLENCE!

 

[Jocasta Clun]

Oh girls I hate to admit it but I've gone COMPLETELY PADAM

The EXTENDED VERSION has EXTRA PADAM

 

[COB]

I'd love to see you PADAM with THAT PAIR

 

[Lucille]

LITERAL VIOLENCE!