KYLIE REWATCH PARTY #1: KylieFever2002 - Friday 1st May (20:00 BST)

[Iguana]

DESPERATE?

 

[GNL]

The dancer is fit but the choreo is so dated its taking me out of it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

DARE I PRESUME muscles here is a queen?

I mean, just look at those eyebrows

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Her outfit is ridiculous. I remember selling all that tat in TopShop circa 2002.

 

[FetchFugly]

The little knee bending at each other bit.

 

[Penelope]

The dancer is fit but the choreo is so dated its taking me out of it.

This might be the gayest sentence I've ever read

"yeah he's fit but can't enjoy this - choreo just isn't mode babes x"

 

[Christian]

Terry The Acrobat is available for KUNG FU classes in Manchester

 

[Penelope]

Terry The Acrobat is available for KUNG FU classes in Manchester

STILL WOULD!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Terry The Acrobat is available for KUNG FU classes in Manchester

omg

 

[Christian]

Madonna wouldn't have let this one slip away without a bit of CASTING COUCH ACTION

 

[GNL]

Her outfit is ridiculous. I remember selling all that tat in TopShop circa 2002.

I'm never sure if the early 00s is just in that awkward moment where everything looks horribly dated but not yet RETRO or if it really was the decade taste forgot.

 

[Iguana]

She always kills with that high note

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's now a SHORT PERSON.

 

[lolly]

FUCKING LOVE THIS

 

[COB]

This might be the gayest sentence I've ever read

"yeah he's fit but can't enjoy this - choreo just isn't mode babes x"

I once saw a Pornhub commenter moaning about a bottom's ugly shoes and this has the same energy

 

[GNL]

Those outfits

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm never sure if the early 00s is just in that awkward moment where everything looks horribly dated but not yet RETRO or if it really was the decade taste forgot.

I think the end of the decade improved.

Kylie shouldn't do street fashion. She's better in FULL DRAG.

 

[Christian]

More FOUL styling och consulting

Willie Baker to report to reception IMMEDIATELY

 

[Iguana]

This song however does not do her vocals justice

 

[Beverley]

OMG this is it. My favourite part of the concert as a kid

 

[Christian]

Kylie looks shit in uniform

See also: Like A Drug at the X show

 

[Zu]

I’ve only seen Kylie live once and God it was awful. Well not HER but the place was rammed with parents and squawking kids with balloons bleating on about wanting a burger. Clearly the gays en masse hadn’t caught on in - shudder - 1990

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Omg graphics.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This seems like a good time for a vodka break.

 

[Christian]

OMG this is it. My favourite part of the concert as a kid

It's a CRACKER!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I’ve only seen Kylie live once and God it was awful. Well not HER but the place was rammed with parents and squawking kids with balloons bleating on about wanting a burger. Clearly the gays en masse hadn’t caught on in - shudder - 1990

We were just kids then!

 

[Penelope]

The animation

 

[Iguana]

This is AWFUL

 

[Christian]

This seems like a good time for a vodka break.

No, turn up the volume instead!

 

[FetchFugly]

I have only ever been moderately enthused by Cowboy Style but I do like this version.

 

[lolly]

it's my second favourite of the show

We've not got to first yet

 

[Christian]

The animation

Very screensaver

 

[Iguana]

The animation

It hadn't moved on much since the '70s

 

[Zu]

We were just kids then!

Well YOU might have been

 

[Beverley]

I'm truly gagged at how dated this show is. It felt so shiny and expensive at the time.

I bet the Light Years show looks end of pier in comparison

 

[Iguana]

Kylenem?

 

[Penelope]

I’ve only seen Kylie live once and God it was awful. Well not HER but the place was rammed with parents and squawking kids with balloons bleating on about wanting a burger. Clearly the gays en masse hadn’t caught on in - shudder - 1990

Oh I do hope everyone had fun at their BRONZE TIER DISCOVERY PLANET BIRTHDAY PARTIES with a free Burger King in the afternoon before turning up for lovely clean fun seeing Charlene off the telly

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have to constructively ask why aren't we doing Showgirl?

 

[Christian]

The joy of not having seen this for YEARS is not having a clue what's coming next

Oh EMINEM

 

[Iguana]

Points for skipping live on-stage