KYLIE REWATCH PARTY #1: KylieFever2002 - Friday 1st May (20:00 BST)

[Penelope]

Quite PUDGY BUMS

 

[COB]

That's a THING?

Oh yeah! Even TWINNIE of A Song For Moopy fame has a huge page

 

[lolly]

Have you watched this recently lols or going by memory?

I only remember because it's my go to 'quick co-op shop' outfit.

 

[Zu]

Has she ever performed the Neighbours theme tune?

I’d rather hear her sing that backwards at 16rpm for a whole hour than ever hear The Locomotion or fucking KIDS again

 

[Penelope]

OH THANK CUNT!

 

[FetchFugly]

The Golden disco'd up Locomotion is the only one i am vaguely here for.

More like it

 

[Beverley]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Call me a GAY STEREOTYPE but I LOVE In Your Eyes.

 

[GNL]

A bop!

 

[Christian]

I've never been more flaccid than I am right now.

How about now?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a DONK!

 

[lolly]

is it just me, or does Kylie have a MEATY TUCK?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

is it just me, or does Kylie have a MEATY TUCK?

I thought that. Good for her.

 

[Penelope]

Oh god, now LAS KETCHUP

 

[Christian]

Quite why this didn't turn into Please Stay I will NEVER KNOW

 

[Penelope]

I'm not sure a supposed gay fun night out has ever felt more LABOURED

 

[GNL]

Go on Kylie, give us Desperate Housewives incidental music.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Quite why this didn't turn into Please Stay I will NEVER KNOW

Erm...

 

[Christian]

OH

 

[Beverley]

Quite why this didn't turn into Please Stay I will NEVER KNOW

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Crystal Methyd would NEVER

 

[Christian]

I was obviously in the LOO for this bit

Ooh, Drag Race reference!

 

[GNL]

Nice bit of CORONA.

 

[COB]

Get your beautiful mullets on, girls.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

RuPaul currently has a hard on.

 

[Christian]

She sounds JUST like El Debarge!

 

[Penelope]

OMG KYLIE LOOKS JUST LIKE EL DEBARGE!!!

 

[lolly]

sorry gays, I should totally have plumped for the Let's Get To It Tour

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are we getting a sexy broccoli too?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How about now?

I'm as smooth as a ken doll now.

 

[Christian]

Those lady dancers are giving me CUNTY vibes and not in a good way

 

[Beverley]

And now, something for the nerds

 

[Penelope]

ANOTHER FORTY MINUTES OF THIS?

 

[Penelope]

Really MUST ask for a refund on the tickets

 

[lolly]

If this looks shit now, just imagine what it was like LIVE IN CARDIFF

 

[GNL]

What the fuck is going on?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The dancers have as much energy as Alec Guinness.

 

[Christian]

"So it's going to SINGIN IN THE RAIN with LIGHT SABERS"

 

[Iguana]

OMG DEEP CUT

 

[COB]

@ZenGiraffe only gets it up to the artRAVE these days