KYLIE REWATCH PARTY #2: Showgirl (2005) - Friday 1st May (22:00 BST)

[Iguana]

OMG THIS SONG KILLS ME

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Where IS Chlammy?

omg

 

[GNL]

I hope Nick Cave doesn't join the shower scene.

 

[COB]

I totally forgot about the Wild Rose bit x infinity

 

[Iguana]

So weird to put it in Red Blooded Woman though, NONSENSE

 

[Penelope]

Where IS Chlammy?

Dead love. Was watching Aladdin at this point and merely dreaming of taking it from Jafar in the dim and distant future

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WALK ON ME IN HEELS KYLIE!

 

[Penelope]

God I really fucking love Red Blooded Woman though. It's so SPINDLY

 

[Penelope]

Those fucking backing dancers! RAVAGE ME MA

 

[Penelope]

OMFG THLOW!!!

 

[Iguana]

The screen graphics are like one of those ropey undie ads they play on a loop at Manchester's glittering gem, The Thompson's Arms.

Some gays will complain about ANYTHING

 

[COB]

The screen graphics are like one of those ropey undie ads they play on a loop at Manchester's glittering gem, The Thompson's Arms.

A bar here plays a ropey recent remix of Hazell's Searchin', with footage of ropey recent Hazell spliced with AussieBum models on the beach getting their tits out. GRIM

 

[Iguana]

YAAAS KWEEN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

And then SLOW. She doesn't care HOW MANY gays she KILLS!

 

[Penelope]

Thkip a beat and moovth with my ba-deh

 

[Penelope]

The FUCKING ANAL SEX LITERALLY HAPPENING ONSTAGE!!!!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

From Ken Doll to Jeff Stryker.

 

[Penelope]

YOU ARE ADULT PORNOGRAPHY

 

[Iguana]

READ MY






BODY LANGUAGE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Those dancers!

 

[SDF]

HIYA loves, can I join? My zoom parties have all ended

 

[Penelope]

This is UTTER FUCKING FILTH!

I LOVE IT!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HIYA loves, can I join? My zoom parties have all ended

45 mins in

 

[Penelope]

HIYA loves, can I join? My zoom parties have all ended

45 MINUTES IN, GET TO IT

 

[Iguana]

HIYA loves, can I join? My zoom parties have all ended

We're 45 minutes in, DO IT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A TRILLION OUT OF TEN

 

[lolly]

I think I just had one of those hands free orgasms

 

[SDF]

Just caught the end of Slow

 

[AGinAg (37)]

On some HOT FLAMENCO SHIT now.

 

[Zu]

...I'm shy.

Oh PULL THE OTHER ONE

Just do what I would do, @ZenGiraffe (being very discreet, famously humble and camera shy as I am): put a curtain over your head and raise a glass of Crème de Menthe NOT THAT THERE’S ANY LEFT IN THE SHOPS THANKS TO YOU KNOW WHO

Anyway I’ll stop veering OT now

 

[COB]

OMG they're doing Jill and Linder at Terry's funeral

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Yes! To the these Matadoms

 

[SDF]

I used to try and replicate the Please Stay TOTP perf back in the day

what a queen

 

[GNL]

Kylie invented the DANCING LADY EMOJI.

 

[Iguana]

OMG they're doing Jill and Linder at Terry's funeral

OH MY GOD

 

[Penelope]

Just do what I would do (being very discreet, famously humble and camera shy as I am): put a curtain over your head and raise a glass of Crème de Menthe NOT THAT THERE’S ANY LEFT IN THE SHOPS THANKS TO YOU KNOW WHO

Anyway I’ll stop veering OT now

Oh darling it's a KIKI WHO CARES?!

Anyway you simply MUST upload that late 80s/early 90s picture of a SLIGHTLY YOUNGER ZU IN DRAG AGAIN

 

[Iguana]

I think Please Stay is underrated. It's lovely

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THIS versions DONKS, POPS and BANGS!

 

[Penelope]

This really is AIDS O'CLOCK ENTERTAINMENT

And who WOULDN'T FOR ALL THIS?!

 

[GNL]

Without meaning to be declasse, I would like the dancer in the white leggings(?) to smother me TO DEATH.