KYLIE REWATCH PARTY #2: Showgirl (2005) - Friday 1st May (22:00 BST)

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm SHAKING AND CRYING.

 

[COB]

Just call me Deanna Troi because I'm a TEDIOUS CHOCOHOLIC tonight

 

[Penelope]

Putting a square of Aldi's finest Möser Roth in my shuddering mim as we SPEAK!

God I love writing a sentence that you just know has literally never been typed by anyone else in history before

 

[Zu]

my shuddering mim

 

[Penelope]

I JUST GAY GASPED

 

[lolly]

Fucking hell

It's UTTERLY RELENTLESS

 

[Penelope]

GREATEST FUCKING SONG EVER I LOVE YOU JAKE SHEARS!!!

 

[COB]

This surely can't be legal!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

God I love writing a sentence that you just know has literally never been typed by anyone else in history before

Oh I'm sure the Cock Destroyers have.

 

[Penelope]

GREATEST FUCKING SONG EVER I LOVE YOU JAKE SHEARS!!!

EVEN THOUGH NONE OF YOUR OTHER BANDMATES DO AND YOU'RE PROBABLY TERRIBLE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God I love writing a sentence that you just know has literally never been typed by anyone else in history before

I just had to clarify what a mim was. Apparently I'm sheltered and innocent.

 

[Iguana]

TWO TONED KYLIE is BACK

 

[SDF]

I Believe In You is really up there for me, more if this on your new album love

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This surely can't be legal!

ILLEGAL IN 46 STATES!

 

[lolly]

I just had to clarify what a mim was. Apparently I'm sheltered and innocent.

I bet you've stuffed a dairy milk up it, though.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SMASH MY HOLE KYLIE

 

[Penelope]

ILLEGAL IN 46 STATES!

But LEGAL IN NEW YORK

 

[GNL]

I bet you've stuffed a dairy milk up it, though.

Nothing beats a good Freddo enema.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

But LEGAL IN NEW YORK

OBVIOUSLY!

 

[Penelope]

SMASH MY HOLE KYLIE

You have HOLE LEFT TO SMASH?!

 

[lolly]

Kylie really is MY HAPPY PLACE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I bet you've stuffed a dairy milk up it, though.

Bitch, a Daim bar. You need a bit of roughage

 

[Iguana]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You have HOLE LEFT TO SMASH?!

RUIN MY GRAND CANYON!

 

[Penelope]

OBVIOUSLY!

NEW YORK, ILLINOIS, CALIFORNIA, and for some reason IDAHO

 

[COB]

But LEGAL IN NEW YORK

You've just reminded me of the NY tour version of Speakerphone with the ridiculous elbow mic action. FUCK!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You've just reminded me of the NY tour version of Speakerphone with the ridiculous elbow mic action. FUCK!

GROUP WANK AND BUM FINGER TO THAT STRAIGHT AFTER THIS.

 

[Penelope]

GROUP WANK AND BUM FINGER TO THAT STRAIGHT AFTER THIS.

BUM CHOCOLATE FOR ALL!

No NOT THAT KIND

 

[Iguana]

She must have really loved this song!

 

[lolly]

SELF FISTING AS I TYPE

 

[Penelope]

She must have really loved this song!

 

[GNL]

Stop trying to make Impossible Princess happen.

 

[Iguana]

JUMP next please

 

[Penelope]

This is very CRAP EUROVISION HAULED OVER THE FINISH LINE BY THE SINGER

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SELF FISTING AS I TYPE

Easier than it sounds with Kylie on my TV! I'm SHOULDER DEEP!

 

[COB]

BUM CHOCOLATE FOR ALL!

No NOT THAT KIND

We're doing it in tribute to newly COVID-FREE ICON Marianne Faithfull!

 

[GNL]

JUMP next please

We did Confessions last week.

 

[lolly]

Stop trying to make Impossible Princess happen.

She does this so the gays in the audience can feel (rightly) superior to the hen parties

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Stop trying to make Impossible Princess happen.

rip queen ov harts

 

[Penelope]

Stop trying to make Impossible Princess happen.

- Prince Phillip to Diana (1996)