Kylie - Tension (2nd single, August 31st)

[Apoca]

DON'T BE SHY BOY I DON'T BITE

 

[COB]

Somehow enjoying this even MORE today

 

[Eddie]

She's SLIMMING

She's like SORBET

 

[Nancy]

Is this NUMBER ONE everywhere yet?

 

[Sheena]

DOO DOODOODOO DOO

 

[lolly]

I think I have about 17 favourite moments in it

 

[Apoca]

The last 30 seconds of this really are the ULTIMATE payoff.

Pure JOY.

 

[Eddie]

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#1 on iTunes now and (I guess thanks to Padam) it features on more Spotify playlists than the later did at the start.

 

[VV]

Am I missing something? I've only heard it once, but it completely washed over me!

 

[Eddie]

Am I missing something?

Yes.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Am I missing something? I've only heard it once, but it completely washed over me!

It's the Kylie effect. The gays have deluded themselves it's great.

I did the same with Gaga's Hold My Hand so I can't judge

 

[lolly]

Successfully deluding the gays for five decades

 

[Jark]

love that the vocoder gave her a lithp on the chorus

 

[Sheena]

Am I missing something? I've only heard it once, but it completely washed over me!

Literally everyone in this entire thread has said it took more than one play and you’ve just entirely ignored that.

 

[Lucille]

All great art is CHALLENGING at first!

 

[Apoca]

All great art is CHALLENGING at first!

Gospel truth.

 

[VV]

Literally everyone in this entire thread has said it took more than one play and you’ve just entirely ignored that.

Everyone here likes 'slow' too, which has never grown on me.

 

[Eddie]

Everyone here likes 'slow' too, which has never grown on me.

CASE CLOSED

 

[Lucille]

The wickedness.

 

[Apoca]

Everyone here likes 'slow' too, which has never grown on me.

"SECURITY, TO THE KYLIE FORUM PLEASE"

 

[funky]

Not dissing “Slow”

 

[VoR]

First impression - some absolutely iconic moments, and lovely to see her with a bit of a BUDGET again, but as a whole it doesn't quite hang together for me.

 

[Jark]

the guardian of gay heaven preparing to DISMISS any HERETIC who doesn't READ KYLIE'S BODY LANGUAGE

 

[RJN]

First impression - some absolutely iconic moments, and lovely to see her with a bit of a BUDGET again, but as a whole it doesn't quite hang together for me.

Not positive enough. BAN HIM

 

[Eddie]

Either Kylie and/or Sophie Muller are obsessed with American motel rooms.

 

[Jark]

the TABLE SCENE!

gets a bit cheapo at the end but easily her best video since... Timebomb?

 

[VoR]

I can't decide whether the appearence of tiny Showgirl Kylie is genius or a jump the jark moment.

Perhaps BOTH. I did laugh out loud though. It looks SO cheap. (and before that the video looks pretty slick!)

 

[Eddie]

I suppose a bonkers video does suit a bonkers song. The xR wasn't all that.

 

[Eddie]

The table scene is the absolute highlight for me.

 

[funky]

I have no loving clue what is going on in that video.

 

[Suomi]

First impression - some absolutely iconic moments, and lovely to see her with a bit of a BUDGET again, but as a whole it doesn't quite hang together for me.

I agree that the original is better

Spoiler

I actually think her performance is too static in it - she needs to be as silly as the song in my opinion.

 

[Lucille]

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"SECURITY, TO THE KYLIE FORUM PLEASE"

I thought this was DAPHNE GUINESS!

 

[Mother Superior]

Touch me....right there.

 

[Eddie]

Oh, that's a point. I need to visit the Wimbledon Hobbycraft massive and get them to film a new video for this.

 

[Suedehead]

The LOOKS she's serving though. MOTHER!!

 

[Suedehead]

the TABLE SCENE!

gets a bit cheapo at the end but easily her best video since... Timebomb?

How about since the iconic Padam Padam? OK thanks

 

[Phoenix]

After one listen I’m not sold.

 

[COB]

Love that one shot that's a direct reference to Blade Runner 2049

 

[Jark]

After one listen I’m not sold.

I think this thread has CLEARLY ESTABLISHED that it takes THREE!

 

[RJN]

y = 8 + 2x

x is the number of listens, and y is the score of Tension out of 10