Is your hair on purpose?"SANTA?"
"Santé"
Hell they'll have KYLIE SPAM!will they have KYLIE HANDBAGS?
Hell they'll have KYLIE SPAM!
EVENT OF THE CENTURY!

I’ll take it all!You’ll have to queue all night the night before to get anything decent.
it’ll nothing but alcohol free rose and some scratchy remaindered cushion covers that she found in her loft during a clear out by midday.
those who have indulged say Hold On To Now is also fabulous in final form. six days![]()

I’ll take it all!
Just noticed there is a new Sheeran album coming shortly after. Why? What else can he possibly have to say?also, Drake was pushed by two weeks so her only competition is Doja now.
I look forward to being ELBOWED out of the wayI'm going but I DO NOT EXPECT to queue. I'd be surprised if there is one.
darling, what else do ALMOST-ELDERLY GAYS have to do of a weekend in London? you think they're all out inhaling KETAMINE at some UNDERGROUND RAVE in BRIXTON? of course there'll be a huge queue! they'll be happy waiting two hours to take home a standard bottle of undrinkable KYLIE WINE with a hideous Tension label slapped on the bottle!I'm going but I DO NOT EXPECT to queue. I'd be surprised if there is one.
I'll take that as a YES!

Shall I VLOG my visit?![]()

or as Pingu put it to me — "it's fucking dogshit"Also I can’t help but feel that Hands was submitted for the Barbie movie given the lyrics and the overall feel (not a fan of that one really).
