10 Disease - the soundtrack to my nervous breakdown that's been underway since October. The final minute is utter hysterical catharsis. Run me over Mom.
11 Abracadabra - motherquake Gaga filtered through the gay crack algorithm
09 Garden Of Eden - to my Millennial ears, I was like what in the Pussycat Dolls dated hell is this at first and then I realised I'm old and that this is retro perfection. Hot as ice.
13 Perfect Celebrity - this will become a notorious being in her catalogue, an immediate career high, the industrial rock banger she's always had in her. This is her exorcising those ARTPOP demons. I'm so happy she made this. Shaking and crying. I can't stop listening.
07 Vanish Into You - it's giving Gwen Stefani some time in the mid-00s, in her mid-80s bag.
09 Killah
10 Zombieboy - I don't know what to say other than this song makes me feel like a colourful handbag from the 80s
10 LoveDrug - something tells me this will be the Heavy Metal Lover / So Happy I Could Die of this album. Slightly lost in the initial bussyquake, but the one that will stand the test of time.
10 How Bad Do U Want Me - Mother said: I'mma show Taylor how to do an actual Taylor song without being so annoying
09 Don't Call Tonight - c'mon Ace of Base! This is the fourth time she's dipped her nachos into their sonic palette and every time it's so delicuous
13 Shadow Of A Man - the brief was: "make it MJ but more femme and sparkly, but, like, no one can do that", so Mother took all her Aries energy and said "watch me"

HEE-HEE
08 The Beast - like Disease, this gets elevated in the last minute. I think it will grow.
07 Blade Of Grass
08 Die With A Smile - cute for the streams