LA Wildfires

[GNL]

How much more can she take?

 

[Lucille]

I’d love to hear her after a bottle of Pinot Grigio.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The scale of the Palisades fire

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Update she's got Clapham now

 

[Madison]

Phew.

 

[dmlaw]

The City of London is still safe, I see. Quite a Tory fire.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think they've moved the fire down. Typical BBC bias amiright?

 

[Kratz]

It can't do all of that and not take Elephant and Castle.

 

[Ellie]

Clearly a North Londoner created this map

 

[Shoat]

Patently ridiculous map. The LA fires are burning down all of the rich people's homes, and the BBC think Mayfair would be spared?

 

[GNL]

Just imagine the impact of a fire like that tearing through south London. It'd do billions of pounds of improvements.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Brave Northerners mock imaginary London fire.

 

[funky]

Surely if you move that patch a half a mile north it’s basically the same patch that was the Great Fire Of London?

And that’s still discussed 500 years later!

A lot less death obviously.

 

[K.C.]

Why are y'all wishing death and destruction upon London? Or is it just South London?

 

[Madison]

The City of London is still safe, I see. Quite a Tory fire.

No Tory MPs here.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why are y'all wishing death and destruction upon London? Or is it just South London?

What's your favourite part of London?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No Tory MPs here.

What about WHIGS?

 

[K.C.]

What's your favourite part of London?

Your house babe

 

[Lucille]

Yes we’ve banished all the Tory MPs to the wicked outer boroughs.

 

[Lucille]

Your house babe

He lives in Essex.

 

[K.C.]

He lives in Essex.

What does this mean plz? I need context.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No no, I understand the confusion. Some people who pretend to live in London are actually in Essex.

 

[dmlaw]

What does this mean plz? I need context.

You live in Chicago, yes? Essex is the equivalent of living in the middle of Lake Michigan.

 

[GNL]

What does this mean plz? I need context.

Forgot that inside the icon there's still a young girl from Essex.

 

[Lucille]

Essex is our New Jersey.

 

[K.C.]

Oh Ag. Not New Jersey.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh KC not having a fucking clue about the UK.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Essex is our New Jersey.

Who is our Michelle Visage!?

 

[Lucille]

Gemma Collins.

 

[K.C.]

Oh KC not having a fucking clue about Essex.

Fixed.

 

[Shoat]

Does New Jersey have a Jaywick?

 

[K.C.]

Just found out Essex used to have "the most haunted house in England". I wonder where that would be now.

 

[dmlaw]

Does New Jersey have a Jaywick?

Jaywick is actually officially part of New Jersey. We sold it to Elon Musk for a packet of out of date condoms on the condition that he wasn’t allowed to visit before the sale was final.

 

[Shoat]

Well that explains why he's suddenly so angry at having had to inherit Farage

I guess we'll need to build a wall

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Lucille]

I’m sure those shoes will provide much comfort to those who have lost their homes!

 

[Silly Moo]

I’m sure those shoes will provide much comfort to those who have lost their homes!

Let's not forgot we fought to get her off her meds. Maybe her family did know best.

 

[big ron]

Nothing makes me forget about losing EVERYTHING like a pair of dolls shoes

 

[Christian]

I actually think that's quite lovely all things considered

 

[Dark Carnival]

How much more can she take?

THAT POOR WOMAN!