Lady Gaga - The Chromatica Era

[RJN]

Likely to be “nasty biscuit”

It didn't work

"Average yet so easy to eat 20 of cookie" did get in however

 

[Zu]

I’m not in the UK but I don’t like them.

These are much better:
Amazon product ASIN B07MDK1YQ5

TWENTY DOLLARS?

Think of the triple cheeseburgers you could get for that

#savourynotsweet

 

[OutSynk]

TWENTY DOLLARS?

Think of the triple cheeseburgers you could get for that

#savourynotsweet

Well they’re REALLY good.

 

[Zu]

TRIPLE CHEESEBURGERS MORE BETTER THOUGH

 

[RJN]

If you're feeling especially extravagant, you can go all out and spend 90 bucks on this:

Amazon product ASIN B07MNZ9T6S

TRIPLE CHEESEBURGERS MORE BETTER THOUGH

But thats not vegan?

 

[Lucille]

I’d want them to be filled with COCAINE for $90.

 

[RJN]

I’d want them to be filled with COCAINE for $90.

This actually gives me an idea for some easy international drug smuggling

 

[OutSynk]

Either that or buy a ticket to Eesti or Suomi.

 

[GNL]

Do people in the UK actually LIKE Oreos? Far too dry and displeasing for my liking. Would obviously eat them if there was nothing else available though

They're only good when DIPPED but I do like them

 

[OutSynk]

OMG IT’S HERE

 

[Jark]

the packaging is gorgeous but it does look a bit like she's got neon green oreos spilling out of her vag.

 

[RJN]

Those look disgusting! I will of course be buying some ASAP

 

[Diddy]

Too much BITTER DUST in this thread

 

[Zu]

Goodness these look classy

WHEN WILL YOUR FAVES

BREAKING: Pop favourite Madonna to be the new face of SWEET SUE

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Zu]

Why is L. Gaga UK and Ireland biscuit not pretty colours please?

I MAY WELL HAVE AN UGLY TANTRUM

 

[Zu]

@OutSynk could you buy 400 packets of the Esthonian variety and report back on biscuit colour please

 

[Zu]

Is her UK and Ireland fanbase and profile really so extensive that people will be compelled to buy biscuits with her name on them?

I’m not being shady by the way. I reserve that behaviour for other pop topics

 

[OutSynk]

Why is L. Gaga UK and Ireland biscuit not pretty colours please?

Color blind @Iguana found relieved.

 

[Iguana]

Color blind @Iguana found relieved.

 

[Pipo]

what is THAT video? Did they just wake her up and hand her a product mock-up to HUSTLE on Twitter? She's not even making an effort to speak properly It all fits according to Chromatica's half arsed attempt at "promo".

Suddenly the koons is HER.

 

[Zu]

She's not even making an effort to speak properly

The poor love wasn’t really feeling herself after tucking into a tasty tin of Sweet Sue

 

[OutSynk]

The way she sounds like the woman in this video saying “LOOK at THAT” when she shoves the cookies in the camera and says “Chromatica Oreo” at the end.

 

[Lucille]

She doesn’t even bother to GET UP.

 

[OutSynk]

She didn’t even bother to GET UP.

Wikipedia describing the promotional campaign for Chromatica.

 

[Jark]

love that Britney is promoting her four year old record with unreleased music and remixes while miss gags promotes her six month old album with cookies. 2020 is that stunt bitch.

 

[Lume]

Why is L. Gaga UK and Ireland biscuit not pretty colours please?

I MAY WELL HAVE AN UGLY TANTRUM

I believe the use of poison dart frogs in foodstuff is banned in many countries. Ridiculous, I know! 2020 just keeps on giving.

 

[GNL]

I believe the use of poison dart frogs in foodstuff is banned in many countries. Ridiculous, I know! 2020 just keeps on giving.

On Chromatica, food manufacturers aren't bound by restrictive EU food safety laws

 

[Lume]

I know

 

[Jark]

love this line from the LA Times EOY list





Chromatica EOY critical top 10s

#5 Billboard
#8 Consequence of Sound
#11 Rolling Stone
#17 Uproxx
#19 The Guardian

also said to be top 10 on Jark's list. and Rain On Me:

#1 Billboard
#1 The Guardian
#5 New York Times
#11 Pitchfork
#18 Uproxx
#20 NME
#39 Consequence of Sound

 

[OutSynk]

THE ERA CONTINUES (3 months too late) [again]

 

[OutSynk]

Also the Chromatica Oreo instrumentals have leaked.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Thanks hun.

 

[OutSynk]

Thanks hun.

Anytime for you babes

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Honestly @OutSynk your Gaga avatars & posts are everything (that I got)

 

[OutSynk]

 

[RJN]

Who even needs friends when you have Lady Gaga's voice to talk to you and say such nice things

 

[OutSynk]

Who even needs friends when you have Lady Gaga's voice to talk to you and say such nice things

And yet something about “keep looking for wonderland” sounds so shady.

 

[RJN]

And yet something about “keep looking for wonderland” sounds so shady.

It's ironic. We've already found wonderland: her delicious Oreo's

The way she says "people can do hard things" /

 

[OutSynk]

It's ironic. We've already found wonderland: her delicious Oreo's

But also buy watch pls