Last-Minute Halloween Sync Watch - HOCUS POCUS 2 (tonight at 8pm!)

[Iguana]

That boy looks older than ME.

 

[Tisch]

THAT thing is meant to be 16?!

Benjamin Butterworth levels of SASS I see

 

[Ellie]

This needs some good old fashioned school bullies.

 

[COB]

This needs some good old fashioned school bullies.

Bring back that rotter who stole thingy's SHOES from the first one!

 

[Beverley]

SOMEBODY STEAL WINNIE’S CLOGS

 

[Iguana]

Tbf, Saturday detention sounds SHIT. He'll miss out on time with his grandkids.

 

[COB]

Buster Bluth! Hey brother

 

[Tisch]

Buster Bluth! Hey brother

I didn't recognise him!

 

[Beverley]

Your bestie DITCHING you for a boy is v relatable

 

[COB]

Puss!

 

[COB]

PREVIOUSLY ON HOCUS POCUS.

 

[Iguana]

A little exposition

 

[Iguana]

That POOR child

 

[Beverley]

principal’s office for saying SEITAN ?!

 

[Iguana]

principal’s office for saying SEITAN ?!

You get expelled for mentioning TOFU

 

[COB]

principal’s office for saying SEITAN ?!

Discrimination against vegans really is the next frontier

 

[COB]

Sort of fancy this camp old pudding from the magic shop.

 

[Ellie]

Bring back the bitches from The Craft and do a crossover. These teens aren’t the most interesting.

 

[COB]

There's another candle? Surely not

 

[Tisch]

Why would Gilbert try to KILL the kids though

 

[Ellie]

Finally

 

[COB]

Oh, songs right away?

 

[Beverley]

That’s VERY LARGE blue dildo

 

[Tisch]

Oh, songs right away?

I enjoyed the singing and dancing carrying on in the background while the focus was on the girls

 

[Beverley]

The teens are a bit WET

 

[Beverley]

I miss the little ginger girl from last tiMe

 

[Ellie]

The teens are a bit WET

Gen Z snowflakes

 

[Beverley]

OMG NOT THE BLACK FLAME DILDO!!!1

 

[Iguana]

This is so great

 

[Iguana]

I was too transfixed to post!

 

[Tisch]

Flourescents?! I hardly knew her!

 

[COB]

The automatic door bit got me

 

[Ellie]

But so far nothing that wasn’t also around in 1993.

 

[Beverley]

SERVING 60s GIRL GROUP

 

[Ellie]

I think they’re just drunk here.

 

[COB]

"We are very fetching"

 

[Ellie]

Why didn’t they just run away 5 minutes ago when the witches were clearly pre-occupied?

 

[Beverley]

Why didn’t they just run away 5 minutes ago when the witches were clearly pre-occupied?

IKR!

 

[COB]

Gilbert is a RAT but at least he's not a virgin.

 

[Beverley]

The camera bit