Last Thursday, I Gave You My Heart

[Inner Smile]

5 GOLD RINGS, 4 BROKEN RIBS

I hope you get well soon, wishing you all the best xx

 

[Lucille]

Awww the guy who maybe gave me crabs is delivering me some samosas, at least I’ve got a romantic Christmas story out of this.

Omg he wanted to COME IN.

 

[Inner Smile]

And then what happened x

 

[COB]

Keep him at arm's length

 

[Lucille]

We had a fag outside and then he was taken aback I wouldn’t let him in, I was like, I’ve not showered, and I have COVID!!!

 

[Lucille]

‘Did you think I was just gonna drop off samosas and leave?’

YES ACTUALLY.

 

[COB]

Does he know he gave you the special delivery?

 

[Lucille]

Honestly

 

[Star]

‘Did you think I was just gonna drop off and samosas and leave?’

YES ACTUALLY.

Don't contact him again. He's too stupid for you.

 

[Rita]

Someone find me a generous and slighty stupid investor and I’ll employ everyone.

HELLO

 

[lolly]

Moopy youngsters, is Nicce the new Bench, Superdry or G Star Raw? It seems to have come out of nowhere to me and everyone seems to be wearing it, including my nephew who told me he'll probably use his Christmas money towards a jumper, so I assume it's not cheap.

 

[Iguana]

‘Did you think I was just gonna drop off samosas and leave?’

YES ACTUALLY.

Is he a VIRUS CHASER?

 

[big ron]

HELLO

Have you got £450k stuffed down your knickers?

 

[lolly]

Have you got £450k stuffed down your knickers?

I'm sure she can sell a coach house or a hectare or twelve if not.

 

[Lucille]

Or rent out Vera.

 

[big ron]

I’ll knock 10k off if she chucks vera in

 

[lolly]

I’ll knock 10k off if she chucks vera in

I think Rita only pays her 8k, so she'll be quids in.

 

[big ron]

See, already delivering value to my shareholders

 

[Star]

I think Rita only pays her 8k, so she'll be quids in.

She does give her Xmas Dinner though. @big rondeer are willing to keep that going?

 

[Lucille]

She does give her Xmas Dinner though. @big rondeer are willing to keep that going?

She asks for £20 up-front though, otherwise things just get nasty.

 

[lolly]

She asks for £20 up-front though, otherwise things just get nasty.

And she has to eat it under the stairs

 

[Star]

Aren't her 5 sisters coming this year too? They'll have to be added to the contract

 

[Kate]

Watching a DJ on Mixcloud and so far he’s played TWO of this year’s ASFXMAS numbers

Prize* for who can guess them

*I won’t give you a Covidy snog under the mistletoe

 

[Rita]

EXCUSE ME. Vera gets MORE than the going rate and at @big rondeer of you send me a business plan I will pass it on to people who have a FUCKING CLUE what you are talking about.x

 

[Rita]

Aren't her 5 sisters coming this year too? They'll have to be added to the contract

ONE SISTER. She lives with Vera, they are both HAPPY SPINSTERS with cats. Their words not mine.

 

[Rita]

I think she does have another sister and brother but they are both based down south.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Watching a DJ on Mixcloud and so far he’s played TWO of this year’s ASFXMAS numbers

Prize* for who can guess them

*I won’t give you a Covidy snog under the mistletoe

Was it Christmas no.1 2009 Love Love Love?

 

[Kate]

Was it Christmas no.1 2009 Love Love Love?

No.

 

[Soldi]

Just finished my last shift before the hols

 

[Rita]

I have spent the day with my other half as we will both be spending Christmas apart and it was quite emotional. I haven’t spent a Christmas with him before but we had a lovely pre Christmas lunch and exchanged presents and he got me feeling all soppy ()

 

[dmlaw]

Watching a DJ on Mixcloud and so far he’s played TWO of this year’s ASFXMAS numbers

Prize* for who can guess them

*I won’t give you a Covidy snog under the mistletoe

Oi To The World and Black Christmas

 

[Star]

I have spent the day with my other half as we will both be spending Christmas apart and it was quite emotional. I haven’t spent a Christmas with him before but we had a lovely pre Christmas lunch and exchanged presents and he got me feeling all soppy ()

What did he get you?

 

[Soldi]

I have spent the day with my other half as we will both be spending Christmas apart and it was quite emotional. I haven’t spent a Christmas with him before but we had a lovely pre Christmas lunch and exchanged presents and he got me feeling all soppy ()

When are we seeing a pic of this other half of yours?

 

[Rita]

What did he get you?

I don’t know yet. We agreed not to open until Christmas day.

 

[Rita]

When are we seeing a pic of this other half of yours?

Probably NEVER as I wouldn’t be putting pictures of him on here without his permission.

 

[Rita]

You don’t see me asking for pictures of YOUR many conquests.

 

[Soldi]

You don’t see me asking for pictures of YOUR many conquests.

I was only taking an interest

 

[Kate]

Oi To The World and Black Christmas

50% CORRECT!

 

[Lucille]

Rita darling please send me your bank details and also a description of your last 3 stools.

Just taking AN INTEREST.

 

[Rita]

I was only taking an interest

Very commendable of you, but let’s respect people’s privacy. We can talk about our other half’s, but unless they are aware pictures are going to be posted let’s not do it.