Last Thursday, I Gave You My Heart

[Soldi]

THANKS MUM

 

[Kate]

Just post his cock.

 

[Kate]

Or arse, either is good

 

[Rita]

MR KATE FIRST

 

[Rita]

Also @Dark Carnoël FIRST please @Here Comes Soldi Claus

 

[Soldi]

MR KATE FIRST

We see Mr Kate on FACEBOOK!

 

[Soldi]

Also @Dark Carnoël FIRST please @Here Comes Soldi Claus

What?

 

[Rita]

We see Mr Kate on FACEBOOK!

Honey this IS NOT Facebook.

 

[big ron]

She does give her Xmas Dinner though. @big rondeer are willing to keep that going?

She can have an 8th of ket with some glitter im

 

[Star]

Right, time to start the wrapping

 

[Rita]

She can have an 8th of ket with some glitter im

I wouldn’t put it past her!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Right, time to start the wrapping

Leave it to Christmas morning, I did one year and still get grief for it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Leave it to Christmas morning, I did one year and still get grief for it

Damn right

 

[Star]

Leave it to Christmas morning, I did one year and still get grief for it

But when the intended wake up at 5am, it doesn't really leave much time

 

[Jark]

Very commendable of you, but let’s respect people’s privacy. We can talk about our other half’s, but unless they are aware pictures are going to be posted let’s not do it.

he didn't ask you to do it without permission

 

[Jark]

You don’t see me asking for pictures of YOUR many conquests.

yes, well, the server's not big enough.

 

[Soldi]

yes, well, the server's not big enough.

It’s only been about TEN people this year thank you!

 

[Rita]

he didn't ask you to do it without permission

Babe, just gonna post a pic of you on a forum of THIRSTY GAYS for likes. Hope ya don’t mind.Xoxo

 

[jyxz]

What did he get you?

PREGNANT

 

[Jark]

Babe, just gonna post a pic of you on a forum of THIRSTY GAYS for likes. Hope ya don’t mind.Xoxo

if he's a TRUE ALLY he'll SEND HOLE.

 

[Rita]

PREGNANT

I think that boat may have SAILED.

 

[Rita]

We have 5 between us anyway. NO MORE.

 

[Rita]

if he's a TRUE ALLY he'll SEND HOLE.

He’s not FUCKING VESPERTINE.

 

[Soldi]

He’s not FUCKING VESPERTINE.

I should hope so! He’s supposedly STRAIGHT!

 

[win_the_game]

Is @Here Comes Soldi Claus in heat?

 

[Jark]

Is @Here Comes Soldi Claus in heat?

IN HEAT? she's practically LAVA. she's an ERUPTING VOLCANO, hun.

 

[Rita]

I should hope so! He’s supposedly STRAIGHT!

“Supposedly”?

 

[Rita]

IN HEAT? she's practically LAVA. she's an ERUPTING VOLCANO, hun.

HES ONLY SLEPT WITH 10 THIS YEAR I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW!

 

[Jark]

I should hope so! He’s supposedly STRAIGHT!

I cannot stop laughing at this.

 

[Kate]

We have 5 between us anyway. NO MORE.

Holes?

 

[Rita]

Holes?

Every one of them been explored like a TRUE DORA.

 

[RJN]

@vespergreen🎄 please change your description to “supposedly straight”

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm feeling SUPPOSEDLY STRAIGHT this evening.

Anyone got any PUSSY I could PLOUGH?

 

[ButterTart]

Lads there's 25 minutes until Christmas Eve. I don't know if I'm ready.

 

[Jark]

has anyone heard from Nancy of late? I don't know why but he's been on my mind, maybe because last Christmas was tough for him.

 

[Lucille]

He posts on Twitter occasionally, although nothing since September when Aldi fucked up his CRISPS.



Hope you’re ok Nance if you’re still lurking!

 

[Lucille]

Hope you at least kept the packet to wrap gifts with x

 

[Diddy]

Well if we are still on HEAT, I’m still unsuccessfully rebounding from last Saturday’s failed date and got wanked off by a 20 year old

 

[Soldi]

He posts on Twitter occasionally, although nothing since September when Aldi fucked up his CRISPS.



Hope you’re ok Nance if you’re still lurking!

He liked a Drag Race tweet in November at least, but no Moopy login since October.

COME ‘OME LUV

 

[Lucille]

Well if we are still on HEAT, I’m still unsuccessfully rebounding from last Saturday’s failed date and got wanked off by a 20 year old

Maybe I should’ve let the samosa boy give me a gobble earlier