Late night Rewatch: Melodifestivalen 2009 Final - AT MIDNIGHT

[AGinAg (37)]

What...wh....serious, what the actual fucking fuckity-fuck is going on?

That's the SPIRIT.

 

[ButterTart]

Right. Fine. How many minutes in are you?

I'm nearly 6 minutes in.

That's quite the iron will you have

 

[Suomi]

I think so. The trip to the British Embassy was pleasant enough, if not exactly on my original plans.

Well somebody had to go with him!

 

[Beverley]

Oh I do miss LARS!

 

[Lucille]

All you lot meeting up at the Globen makes me think we NEED A 1999 MEET-UP

We’ll have a rewatch at chez Lucille post quarantine! Bring your own LUBE

 

[Soldi]

We’ll have a rewatch at chez Lucille post quarantine! Bring your own LUBE

Let me grab the LURPAK

 

[Penelope]

Petra Mede is holding up pictures of former artists who were sent ahead to lead the invasion in POW camps, such as Nanne Gronvall.

 

[VoR]

I think so. The trip to the British Embassy was pleasant enough, if not exactly on my original plans.

I remain very grateful for your support while @Suomi slept off his hangover.

 

[ButterTart]

Petra really is a magnificent woman. Why do they SLUM IT with other presenters?

 

[Lucille]

Let me grab the LURPAK

TOP OF THE LIST HUN.

 

[Soldi]

What...wh....serious, what the actual fucking fuckity-fuck is going on?

Me when I used to be CONVINCED I wasn’t gay but still fancied men

 

[Penelope]

Petra Mede is announcing the deaths of Celine Dion and Julio Iglesias.

 

[Penelope]

I remain very grateful for your support while @Suomi slept off his hangover.

!

 

[Madison]

Suomi - you still owe me SEK100 for that hotdog.

 

[Soldi]

Petra Mede is announcing the deaths of Celine Dion and Julio Iglesias.

Was the MASS DEATHS in 1988 too?

 

[Lucille]

I can’t believe Moopers atteNDED this IN PERSON. I can’t believe I’m only tickling the outside of this RABBIT HOLE.

 

[D5K]

Was that a deal or no deal gag?

 

[Lucille]

ELIZABETH.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Petra really is a magnificent woman. Why do they SLUM IT with other presenters?

I'd take Sweden winning with ANY OLD SHIT just to get Petra back presenting Eurovision.

 

[ButterTart]

What does Caroline smell of most?
1. Sweat
2. Roll-up cigarettes
3. Both, smothered in impulse

VOTE NOW

 

[octophone]

I reckon she's got a fanny like roadkill.

 

[D5K]

I can’t believe Moopers atteNDED this IN PERSON. I can’t believe I’m only tickling the outside of this RABBIT HOLE.

I’ve only been to two Melodifestivalen finals so I’m a bit of an outsider here as well.

 

[dmlaw]

A probable drag queen just held up a photograph. Am I close?

 

[Alla]

Petra looks DAMN HOT in that dress.

Oh God look what a month in lockdown makes me say. What's next, straight porn?

 

[Penelope]

Suomi - you still owe me SEK100 for that hotdog.

I think the inflation since then should be balanced out by the exchange rate.

 

[Suomi]

Suomi - you still owe me SEK100 for that hotdog.

I just remember this guy and woman saying to me "come with us to this party" and they drove me to the other side of Stockholm and I knew instantly once I was there that I had to escape. When I finally got back to you guys I rolled out of the taxi and you bought me that hot dog as you all were just leaving.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I can’t believe Moopers atteNDED this IN PERSON. I can’t believe I’m only tickling the outside of this RABBIT HOLE.

You have NO IDEA!

 

[Lucille]

This is so epic so far. Can I use the because I’m DEAD!

 

[ButterTart]

Petra Mede is announcing the deaths of Celine Dion and Julio Iglesias.

Yes, I thought I heard the phrase 'javla elektrokutionar'

 

[Alla]

A probable drag queen just held up a photograph. Am I close?

When I post this we are exactly at 10:20

 

[Beverley]

Petra looks DAMN HOT in that dress.

Oh God look what a month in lockdown makes me say. What's next, straight porn?

Don't KNOCK STRAIGHT PORN!

 

[ButterTart]

A probable drag queen just held up a photograph. Am I close?

That was Mans Zelmerlow!

 

[Penelope]

I just remember this guy and woman saying to me "come with us to this party" and they drove me to the other side of Stockholm and I knew instantly once I was there that I had to escape. When I finally got back to you guys I rolled out of the taxi and you bought me that hot dog as you all were just leaving.

Is this how you ended up being spirited away to Saudi Arabia?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ah Mans being ALL YOUNG.

 

[Penelope]

God Måns was fucking IT in 2009

 

[D5K]

Btw this was the BEST of all of his entries

 

[Lucille]

Petra looks DAMN HOT in that dress.

Oh God look what a month in lockdown makes me say. What's next, straight porn?

Oh I LOVE IT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Don't KNOCK STRAIGHT PORN!

 

[Suomi]

Is this how you ended up being spirited away to Saudi Arabia?

Well when we got there the guy said to me in private "you know my sister really likes you" and I realised that this was not going to be the fabulous night of dreams.

 

[ButterTart]

Fun fact: I was in the SAME ROOM as @Suomi at this year's final. I didn't see him, but I heard the screaming after the tear gas was deployed so I had a vague idea of his location.