Late night Rewatch: Melodifestivalen 2009 Final - AT MIDNIGHT

[Alla]

Petra has the best tits, that's it.

 

[ButterTart]

Had Maria come out by this time?

I think coming out post-Eurovision would have been shutting the stable door after the horse had slipped on some Doc Martens and fucked off.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh dear at Moscow

 

[Alla]

in Octy’s Family Fortunes

That's my show, bitch!

 

[Lucille]

Obligatory fun for @zuklara tag

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Speaking of TITS

 

[Dark Carnival]

what the fuck is going on??

 

[Madison]

I think coming out post-Eurovision would have been shutting the stable door after the horse had slipped on some Doc Martens and fucked off.

I checked. She came out in 2013.

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, what the hell is happening now?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm losing all my TOP credibility over this!!

 

[Alla]

Oh I forgot about this nonsense

 

[Lucille]

That's my show, bitch!

Ok Scavenger hunt, which is an APT analogy for this MELFEST.

 

[Dark Carnival]

What the actual fuck!!

 

[ButterTart]

I would do tits rate but I don't want to get put on a register.

Not exactly a luxury selection. Sarah Dawn and Petra both feature quite highly.

Malena is very clearly top of the list, any rating of Molly is best kept until her appearances in later contests, or at least until after she's sat her 11-Plus.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What in the name of fever dreams?

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Penelope]

LOVE Dolce Vita

 

[octophone]

OK, the actual entries were one thing but this is as funny as Jacob Rees-Mogg with a switchblade.

 

[Soldi]

What a load of SHITE

 

[Alla]

what the fuck is going on??

Swedish HOT NONSENSE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh good GAY GODS!!

 

[dmlaw]

It's like if Basshunter was as influential as David Bowie.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

TETRIS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking hell!! !

 

[octophone]

...a switchblade and some chroloform.

 

[Soldi]

Send hole pics to me too to PASS THE TIME

 

[Lucille]

WHAT IN THE GAY GODS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

VERY ROTTEN

DOUZE!

 

[Alla]

Send hole pics to me too to PASS THE TIME

PM vespertine.

 

[Dark Carnival]

! I CAN'T

 

[dmlaw]

Is this now being presented by the Swedish chef?

 

[ButterTart]

There are a lot of Dads in a Melfest audience, this tit parade was clearly to keep them awake long enough to get through the last round of voting.

 

[octophone]

Everyone on screen right now FUCKING HATES each other.

 

[Lucille]

! I CAN'T

You must have a MIRROR!

 

[Suomi]

12 Alcazar
10 Sarah Dawn Finer
08 Sofía
07 Caroline Af Ugglas
06 Emilia
05 H.E.A.T
04 Agnes
03 Malena Ernman
02 Molly Sanden
01 EMD

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mans hole pics please.

 

[dmlaw]

I am going to give blue dress Alcazar the tits prize.

 

[Dark Carnival]

see! she just said big big girl in a big big world!

 

[Dark Carnival]

does VoR understand everything that's being said here?

 

[octophone]

see! she just said big big girl in a big big world!

It's not a big big deal.