Late night REWATCH: The Hague 1980 (11:30 10/04)

[ButterTart]

This joiking is a bit LOW EFFORT. Give me Steve Pemberton from Keiiinooo any day of the week.

 

[Madison]

I liked the second song, but not the first one.

 

[Soldi]

I'm him!

 

[Penelope]

Fluets

Oh GO BACK TO BED HUN

 

[Lucille]

I'm him!

There she is! Did you get lost on the way back from the offy.

 

[Madison]

Bloody stage invaders.

 

[lolly]

That collar looks really uncomfortable, the poor man

 

[Lucille]

That acapella was a CHOICE.

 

[Penelope]

09 Austria
07 Turkey
05 Greece
08 Luxembourg
07 Morocco
01 Italy
04 Denmark
08 Sweden
09 Zwitserland
05 Finland
09 Norway

The second song was good enough to outweigh the first.

 

[Madison]

73 Sweden
65 Austria
57 Switzerland
52 Morocco
40 Turkey
38 Norway
36 Finland
31 Luxembourg
20 Greece
12 Denmark
05 Italy

 

[Soldi]

07 Austria
09 Turkey
05 Greece
10 Luxembourg
07 Morocco
02 Italy
03 Denmark
08 Switzerland
03 Finland
08 Norway

 

[ButterTart]

I actually know this next one. It's shit.

 

[lolly]

08 Austria
07 Turkey
07 Greece
10 Luxembourg
06 Morocco
05 Italy
03 Denmark
05 Sweden
08 Switzerland
07 Finland
08 Norway

 

[Lucille]

SURROUNDED BY GHOULS

 

[dmlaw]

96 survivors, surely it wasn’t worse than THIS?

At least this year there wasn't an clearly better song that was voted down by those horrid Europeans because they knew that we were going to invade Iraq in seven years.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh GO BACK TO BED HUN

Eat shit

 

[Soldi]

SURROUNDED BY GHOULS

 

[Lucille]

I actually know this next one. It's shit.

TERRIFYING

 

[Penelope]

WHAT GOOD IS SITTING ALONE IN YOUR ROOM

 

[dmlaw]

Well, the good news is that I no longer have any desire to go to bed because if I do the clowns will eat me.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Tits

 

[Penelope]

MEIN HERR, MEIN HERR

 

[Lucille]

God imagine being fucked by those 4 backing singers

 

[ButterTart]

Multiple choice question time, folks. Are mime acts ever acceptable? Choose one of the options below.

a. no

 

[Soldi]

God imagine being fucked by those 4 backing singers

That would be QUITE THE HAUNTED HOUSE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is amazing

 

[Penelope]

09 Austria
07 Turkey
05 Greece
08 Luxembourg
07 Morocco
01 Italy
04 Denmark
08 Sweden
09 Zwitserland
05 Finland
09 Norway
08 Germany

I guess it did at least have the decency to rip off something GOOD

 

[Lucille]

The song isn’t BAD THOUGH.

 

[ButterTart]

God imagine being fucked by those 4 backing singers

I think we already have been.

 

[Madison]

73 Sweden
65 Austria
57 Switzerland
52 Morocco
40 Turkey
38 Norway
37 Germany
36 Finland
31 Luxembourg
20 Greece
12 Denmark
05 Italy

 

[Soldi]

Noel Edmonds

 

[Lucille]

NOT NOEL

 

[lolly]

08 Austria
07 Turkey
07 Greece
10 Luxembourg
06 Morocco
05 Italy
03 Denmark
05 Sweden
08 Switzerland
07 Finland
08 Norway
08 Germany

 

[ButterTart]

This is amazing

How many have you had?

 

[Penelope]

Oh not this PIG NONCE

 

[Penelope]

THE HAGUE IS GOOD NEWS FOR THE UNITED KINGDOM

 

[Soldi]

Over 700 submissions, WHAT A SUCCESS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How many have you had?

loads

 

[Penelope]

THE HAGUE IS GOOD NEWS FOR THE UNITED KINGDOM

I suppose they were in a way self-delivering to the ICJ

 

[Madison]

Look out for Kate Robbins