Late night REWATCH: The Hague 1980 (11:30 10/04)

[Penelope]

Go on love, SPARK UP, you got a DOUZE!

NAR: when did everyone broadly stop smoking indoors as standard? You can still see a fair few doing it in 1991

(CULTURALLY I mean, obviously it was on the way out a while before 2007)

 

[lolly]

Thanks for telling us what getting points means, Terry

 

[dmlaw]

I'm starting to suspect that we may not equal the number of posts from Wedenesday.

 

[Penelope]

Who let Germany overtake the Netherlands' juicy juicy lead?

 

[Soldi]

Poor Netherlands going from a landslide to barely anything

 

[ButterTart]

She's been disappointingly competent for the last few sets of scores. I'm hoping one of her tits pops out just to resume normal service.

 

[lolly]

You really can see where Terry got his sense of entitlement from, can't you?

 

[Madison]

How many phones does she have?

 

[ButterTart]

She's switched to a CATERING SIZE walkie talkie for the Fins.

 

[Lucille]

Omg that aerial. Has she changed phone?

 

[Soldi]

I hope after they splashed all the money out on this years contest we revert to a PHYSICAL scoreboard and voting via the phone for Rotterdam 2021

 

[Lucille]

Actually QUITE EXCITING SCORING.

 

[lolly]

Imagine having to hold that phone up for so long. She'll need a lie down afterwards.

 

[ButterTart]

Omg that aerial. Has she changed phone?

She's actually off jousting after this.

 

[Lucille]

64 points for UK. Did no one WARN THEM about all the HORRIBLE THINGS we had planned?

 

[Madison]

Have they misspelt Luxembourg?

 

[dmlaw]

64 points for UK. Did no one WARN THEM about all the HORRIBLE THINGS we had planned?

Our entry this year WAS one of the horrible things that we had planned.

 

[Penelope]

Good LORD at how quickly the Netherlands rushed up to 50 and how little they've got SINCE

 

[Lucille]

Have they misspelt Luxembourg?

They ran out of budget

 

[ButterTart]

Why is she nice to some delegates and an absolute cunt to others? WHO HURT HER?

 

[Soldi]

Have they misspelt Luxembourg?

It’s the German spelling I think.

 

[Penelope]

Have they misspelt Luxembourg?

I think it's the Dutch spelling.

 

[Lucille]

They ran out of budget

Morocco took all the Os

 

[ButterTart]

Have they misspelt Luxembourg?

Look how badly they fucked up 'Monaco' just underneath that.

 

[Penelope]

To think at this point a young Madonna was writing Candy Shop

 

[Soldi]

Oh a MICKY MOUSE PHONE

 

[dmlaw]

It's Ray Moore. Dead in 1989 at age 47.

 

[ButterTart]

Actual gasp at Netherlands only getting two points. Were they on a promise from us or something?

 

[Lucille]

What DID happen to DC?

Hopefully he spent the evening taking TASTEFUL HOLE PICS.

 

[Penelope]

The RELIEF in her voice at someone speaking English

 

[Madison]

Oh thank fuck you aren’t speaking French.

 

[Penelope]

What DID happen to DC?

Hopefully he spent the evening taking TASTEFUL HOLE PICS.

Presumably doing OTHER NON-MENTAL THINGS like NOT A THIRD NIGHT OF EUROVISION

 

[Lucille]

How the fuck did we land on the moon ELEVEN years before this?

 

[dmlaw]

Those treacherous bastards only giving 2 points to Spain. It would never happen these days.

 

[Lucille]

Presumably doing OTHER NON-MENTAL THINGS like NOT A THIRD NIGHT OF EUROVISION

 

[Penelope]

This really is a thrilling race for second I must say

 

[Soldi]

ITALY 12?

 

[ButterTart]

I've just remembered that Germany was the MIME WANKERS, and now I'm more determined than ever that Ireland needs to win this.

 

[lolly]

Terry hasn't figured out Ireland have yet to score, has he?

 

[dmlaw]

How the fuck did we land on the moon ELEVEN years before this?

In fairness, I think some of these people may be calling from the moon.

 

[Madison]

OT: Why did the set of Holby City have a working ventilator? How big was their budget?