Lazy Monday Thread

[AGinAg (37)]

Oi Oi

 

[octophone]

*yawns, stretches*

Morning. Slept in a bit there. Oh well.

 

[Rachey]

I have a day off today. I'm still in bed.

 

[jivafox]

I got burnt to a crisp this weekend. It even got my scalp.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I got burnt to a crisp this weekend. It even got my scalp.

GOOD!

 

[Star]

I had another dream with @Iguana and @Tisch. This time I was trying to get to the zoo and they just tried every delay tactic possible.

I realise that doesn't sound bad, but when you laminate plans to within an inch of life, it's horrible

 

[Tisch]

I had another dream with @Iguana and @Tisch. This time I was trying to get to the zoo and they just tried every delay tactic possible.

I realise that doesn't sound bad, but when you laminate plans to within an inch of life, it's horrible

We didn't want you to see the giraffes getting RANDY

 

[Frozen]

Bank holiday weekend here but up early to drive my niece to her camogie match.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We didn't want you to see the giraffes getting RANDY

I can arrange a private showing if you like @Star

 

[Generic Account]

I am now walking boot free and cast free after a lonnnng fourteen weeks.

 

[big ron]

Deffos on the lazy vibes today. Doing mindless shit like VAT and listening to Mr Scruff.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Deffos on the lazy vibes today. Doing mindless shit like VAT and listening to Mr Scruff.

DO FIND TROUT

 

[ButterTart]

DO FIND TROUT

Don’t have nightmares, do find trout.

 

[COB]

So @ZenGiraffe is allegedly getting the keys for his new flat today. Here's a fun game - let's predict what time they get handed over, closest to the exact minute wins a prize (my admiration).

 

[COB]

I'll say 3:32pm.

 

[Iguana]

I had another dream with @Iguana and @Tisch. This time I was trying to get to the zoo and they just tried every delay tactic possible.

I realise that doesn't sound bad, but when you laminate plans to within an inch of life, it's horrible

I feel like maybe I wronged you in a past life and it's manifesting subconsciously. For that, I am truly sorry

 

[Iguana]

So @ZenGiraffe is allegedly getting the keys for his new flat today. Here's a fun game - let's predict what time they get handed over, closest to the exact minute wins a prize (my admiration).

3:58pm.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

12.02

 

[big ron]

3:59pm

 

[ZenGiraffe]

2:41pm

 

[Lucille]

BEES

 

[dmlaw]

When I bought my flat, I was promised that I would receive the keys at midday, so I will go for the same time that I got mine.

5.06pm

 

[GNL]

12.25

 

[Kate]

4:59pm

 

[lolly]

My new facial serum smells of cum

 

[lolly]

Sorry, 4.39pm

 

[Apoca]

Keeping you in my prayers @ZenGiraffe

 

[octophone]

6.02pm

 

[Iguana]

What is the cutoff for this? Wish I'd waited till later in the day now

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The estate agent I pick keys up from closes at 6. I think I'm legally obligated to have paid by 5pm

 

[jyxz]

5:55

 

[Soldi]

1:52

 

[Lucille]

Tomorrow.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's fucking lovely outside today. Off to the garden I go to get FIST DEEP in the peasants revolt!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

STOP THE CLOCK

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Im "eating" a mug shot, because it's 3 calories or some lie. What a sad depressing cup of slop.

 

[Kate]

omg just stumbled across this

 

[Kate]

I hear that @ZenGiraffe is also maintained by 73 grooming machines each night

 

[win_the_game]

My new facial serum smells of cum

Mine has the consistency of it as well.

 

[OutSynk]

I feel like THAT photo of Lucy today.