Liam Payne Wank Bank + 💧drops

[Jark]

It is, but that song you posted Jiva is shit!

Sunflower, Cherry and Golden are all excellent.

 

[cwej]

ZAYN is like, the worst popstar ever. The tunes are there, the voice is there, he's good looking and everything but GOD what a lazy, nerve-wrecking, coke-fuelled fiend he is

I really really still would though.

 

[octophone]

Was Zayn's second album not rushed out and went on for about a fortnight or something?

 

[OutSynk]

 

[straightorbroken]

It's getting a bit Uri Geller for me there.

 

[Pipo]

bar the awful tattoos i am swooning tho

 

[Cerro de Casa]

He's repulsive!

 

[OutSynk]

 

[lolly]

Even his 'woo' sounds half arsed

 

[lolly]

Exfuckingcuse me?

 

[lolly]

(Sorry to anyone hoping this bump meant a cock shot)

 

[GNL]

3 million WHAT? Copies in the bargain bin?

 

[Lucille]

SORT YOUR HAIR OUT.

 

[lolly]

This is some kind of fuckery with counting streams of tracks on the album before it was even released, isn’t it?

 

[lolly]

Let's see how this 3 million selling global smash album charted

Argentine Albums (CAPIF)[48] 5
Australian Albums (ARIA)[49] 50
Belgian Albums (Ultratop Flanders)[50] 124
Belgian Albums (Ultratop Wallonia)[51] 128
Canadian Albums (Billboard)[52] 70
French Albums (SNEP)[53] 153
German Albums (Offizielle Top 100)[54] 91
Irish Albums (IRMA)[55] 69
Japanese Albums (Oricon)[56] 124
Portuguese Albums (AFP)[57] 45
Scottish Albums (OCC)[58] 34
Spanish Albums (PROMUSICAE)[59] 41
Swiss Albums (Schweizer Hitparade)[60] 100
UK Albums (OCC)[61] 17
US Billboard 200[62] 111

 

[Jark]

I heard it was certified TWENTUPLE-BLOOD DIAMOND in ANGOLA. Sauce unconfirmed.

 

[OutSynk]

(Sorry to anyone hoping this bump meant a cock shot)

Apology accepted.

 

[OutSynk]

Discussing music here should be banned like in the Maluma thread.

 

[Beverley]

SORT YOUR HAIR OUT.

Looks a bit like YOURS

 

[OutSynk]

 

[OutSynk]

Why have I made at least two more Liam Payne threads.

 

[Pipo]

This is some kind of fuckery with counting streams of tracks on the album before it was even released, isn’t it?

It states "SALES" at the bottom. Surely this is all made up but I'm pretty sure there must be a reasonable explanation that will NO DOUBT be the most ridiculous, straw-gasping excuse.

Perhaps it's all based on Strip That Down + One Direction singles he wrote/produced? If this were Harry or Niall it would be more believable.

 

[Diddy]

Unbelievable

can someone post a pic of his bum before I think too much more?

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I mean absolutely DEAD at this (and THAT HAIR!)

Surely if blockbuster debut LP1 can somehow shift THREE MILLION Rita Ora's sophomore opus PHOENIX surely must be on about TEN MILLION MINIMUM worldwide by now

In related Liam Payne news, he apparently has a Christmas song called 'Naughty List' out on Friday, literally VOMITING in anticipation for that already!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Flushed.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Was hoping he'd done the decent thing and CUT THAT HAIR and SPREAD HIS CHEEKS!

 

[lolly]

Three million selling LP and still in the toilet. Moopy is ruthless.

 

[OutSynk]

My threads going into the toilet one after another today.

 

[Ellie]

Honestly one of the worst modern Christmas songs I've heard for a while

 

[lolly]

I'm sorry, I'm not going to look at that hair in motion

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Honestly one of the worst modern Christmas songs I've heard for a while

Nice that the old Push the Feeling On set is being reused.

*plays Nightcrawlers instead*

 

[Ellie]

Nice that the old Push the Feeling On set is being reused.

*plays Nightcrawlers instead*

YES! I knew I recognised it.

 

[OutSynk]

Honestly one of the worst modern Christmas songs I've heard for a while

He looks like Jesus in the thumbnail.

 

[OutSynk]

But it’s actually getting even worse.

 

[Jark]

there's something sad about Liam. a certain loneliness behind the eyes. at least he's got all of those triple platinum records

 

[lolly]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

WTF?! How?!!!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh just sit on my face already Liam

 

[AlgoAlex]

there's something sad about Liam. a certain loneliness behind the eyes. at least he's got all of those triple platinum records

Loneliness? More like dead behind the eyes. The light ISN’T on and nobody is home

 

[Diddy]

Sadness in his eyes