Lindsay Lohan - A Little More Irish (Wish)

[Jark]

I am doing some work and have these albums on in the background. I don't think I've ever heard a Lindsay Lohan song so it will be an experience.

love the commitment to ENTERING RAW!

 

[Jark]

"I wanna CUM FIRST"

me too beb!!!

 

[Pipo]

First is a 10/10 for me. But my GOD at that video, if her team didn't realize at the time something was seriously wrong with her then they deserve every bad thing in their sorry lives. They probably went "STILL too fat!11" after watching it

 

[Jark]

First is a little over shouty and veers dangerously into OFF KEY territory at points. the whole thing exists on a bit of a KNIFE EDGE. how exciting!

07 First

 

[jivafox]

First is ok for what it is.

 

[Pipo]

First is ok for what it is.

bonus points for Herbie tho

 

[GNL]

Raspy Queen.

I appreciate that she put First at the front of the tracklist. A masterclass of album sequencing.

 

[Pipo]

Imagine if Speak had been released instead of First. Just IMAGINE.

 

[Jark]

Nobody Til You is such a BANGER! that chorus FLIES!

07 First
10 Nobody 'Til You

 

[Pipo]

Nobody But You, nice Depeche Mode undertones all over the intro, underground queen

09/10

 

[Jark]

I've got some hot PERSONAL TRIVIA about Symptoms of You incoming!

 

[Pipo]

80% of production costs surely went into vocal pro-tools and vocoder, Sweet Jesus.

 

[GNL]

Symptoms of You is a bit SYRUPY.

 

[jivafox]

Speak wrong footing us with that ELECTROBEAT at the start there.

 

[Pipo]

I've got some hot PERSONAL TRIVIA about Symptoms of You incoming!

was it your coming out song

 

[Jark]

so SOY was a former fave of mine. in another lifetime, on another forum, Penelope and I co-authored a HIGH-CLASS SATIRICAL SOAP OPERA called Symphony Hills about four tragically drug- and plastic surgery-addled socialite bitches who hated each other. they were based loosely on our own personalities. and when I made some kind of CREDITS SEQUENCE to open each episode, Symptoms of You was selected as the theme song oh MY what have I just typed

07 First
10 Nobody 'Til You
07 Symptoms of You

 

[Jark]

Symphony Hills, btw, was exceptionally well written. I read a script back a couple of years ago and thought fuck - you guys had talent! it was proper cutting

 

[Pipo]

Speak wrong footing us with that ELECTROBEAT at the start there.

If Speak had been released by Rachel Stevens, Dannii, or Holly Valance then Moopy would EAT IT UP.

 

[jivafox]

Symphony Hills, btw, was exceptionally well written. I read a script back a couple of years ago and thought fuck - you guys had talent! it was proper cutting

Let’s SEE.

 

[Jark]

this album definitely TAKES ITS TIME to get going.

07 First
10 Nobody 'Til You
07 Symptoms of You
07 Speak

 

[Jark]

Let’s SEE.

if I can find the episode I will absolutely share it

 

[Pipo]

this album definitely TAKES ITS TIME to get going.

07 First
10 Nobody 'Til You
07 Symptoms of You
07 Speak

these are awful scores hun

10 First
09 Nobody 'Til You
07 Symptoms of You
11 Speak

 

[jivafox]

Remember when everyone would say how EMOTIONALLY DISTRESSING the video for “Over” was?

I remember watching it and having no idea what they were on about. I don’t remember the particulars now - wasn’t her cute neighbour boy being ABUSED or something?

 

[GNL]

Speak slaps, although the ad libs are 'Lift Me Up key change' bad.

 

[Beverley]

Speak is a total 11!

 

[Jark]

Over is completely on another level. hands down one of the BEST songs of the mid 00s female pop-rock era - didn't it even become a minor hit in the UK?

her vocals in places are fantastic too, especially the note into the chorus after the second verse. although adding a "H" to the word over was certainly a choice.

very emotionally TAXING visual too. artfully emo

07 First
10 Nobody 'Til You
07 Symptoms of You
07 Speak
11 Over

 

[Pipo]

Speak slaps, although the ad libs are 'Lift Me Up key change' bad.

The live perfs were life changing because of this

 

[jivafox]

The single cover though

 

[Beverley]

I don't even mind Over!

 

[Pipo]

The single cover though

Did they seem quite desperate to make her all REAL MUSIC to counter attack Michelle Fucking Branch? Or they didn't wanna put her right beside Hilary Duff?

oh that Over middle 8, literal CHILLS when I was a young adult.

 

[GNL]

The single cover though

A serve.

I do think Lindsay got herself a good little album here. It was all Kara Dio Guardi or whatever she was called, right? Is she still a thing?

 

[jivafox]

She really is YELLING all these choruses huh?

 

[Pipo]

I bought the UK Over CD single and the remixes were FUCK AWFUL!

 

[GNL]

Did they seem quite desperate to make her all REAL MUSIC to counter attack Michelle Fucking Branch? Or they didn't wanna put her right beside Hilary Duff?

oh that Over middle 8, literal CHILLS when I was a young adult.

It was the STYLE at the time, right? All the pop girls were rock chicks - even the Bratz dollz had a rock band

 

[jivafox]

Omg I had the Bratz rock chicks album

 

[Jark]

Something I Never Had is the dictionary definition of filler! sorry 'bout it!

thankfully the album starts to get QUITE SOLID from this point on.

07 First
10 Nobody 'Til You
07 Symptoms of You
07 Speak
11 Over
06 Something I Never Had

 

[Pipo]

wasn't Something I Never Had a Kelly Clarkson co-write?

 

[Jark]

apparently this album sound ONE MILLION copies in the US how WILD! it didn't CHART in the UK!

07 First
10 Nobody 'Til You
07 Symptoms of You
07 Speak
11 Over
06 Something I Never Had
07.5 Anything But Me

 

[Jark]

wasn't Something I Never Had a Kelly Clarkson co-write?

no! there are no LiLo Kelly co-writes!

 

[jivafox]

They tried to SHOVE some Lindsay songs onto Kelly for her My December album. Namely BLACK HOLE