LIVE - UK GENERAL ELECTION RESULTS 2019

[Lucille]

I'm wrecked and happy to just pass out, but I can't even do that!

 

[VoR]

All those feet on the ground. Forget the disastrous policies and the stench of Corbyn, Labour out-canvassed the Tories by absolute miles. He attracted thousands to his campaign rallies, Johnson posed with dead fish and hid in fridges. And it amounted to less than fuck all.

 

[Lucille]

Did Andrew Neil say 'I'll let you get away to your cunt' or am I CLUTCHING at STRAWS.

 

[Lucille]

fuck fuck fuck.

 

[Lucille]

KATE HOEY WHY ARE YOU ON MY TV LET ALONE ALIVE.

 

[dmlaw]

Did Andrew Neil say 'I'll let you get away to your cunt' or am I CLUTCHING at STRAWS.

I heard that as well. It may just have been wishful thinking.

 

[dmlaw]

At least Justine Greening is reminding everyone that there's no such thing as a nice Tory.

 

[VoR]

Newcastle Central becomes the first seat declared for Labour, and it was a walkover. Small mercies.

 

[Rita]

STOP NOW!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Newcastle Central becomes the first seat declared for Labour, and it was a walkover. Small mercies.

Not a single percentage gain for the Tories though.

 

[VoR]

Brexit party denying Cons the gain for Sunderland there...

 

[Lucille]

YASS QUEEN

 

[ILL ADVISED]

The swing in Sunderland a lot less pleasant

 

[Lucille]

Those tory results in Sunderland are DISGUSTING.

 

[VoR]

FUCK

 

[dmlaw]

Oh fucking HELL.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Fuck the tories took Blyth Valley. Wow. Awful

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Brexit party denying Cons the gain for Sunderland there...

Looks like the Brexit Party would have sunk the Tories then.

Blyth gone Tory.

 

[Beverley]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've never seen a gain this early in the night.

 

[Lucille]

WTF

 

[VoR]

A former mining community voting for the Conservatives. Fucking hell.

And the Lib Dem/Green vote split caused it. (That and Corbyn, obvs)

 

[Rita]

They clearly have short memories in Blyth Valley.

 

[dmlaw]

How the hell? How the hell do these people think that voting for Boris Johnson's Conservatives will improve their lives? I don't understand.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I feel sick.


That’s it. Labour has been decimated.

 

[VoR]

Former Labour MP looks close to tears

 

[dmlaw]

Can we have a few London seats, please? This is too awful for words.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Drops in vote for labour of 15,15 and 18% so far. I fear the landslide might be even even worse

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We're living in an era of astonishing propaganda and it's success. Brexit is at the end of the day little more than utter manipulation.

 

[Beverley]

GET THAT CUNT LAURA OFF MY SCREEN

 

[Indie]

fuck

 

[Sheena]

I am honestly bereft

 

[Kala]

I’m watching the BBC Scotland coverage and that CUNT is nowhere to be seen on our screens.

 

[dmlaw]

The phrase 'fingers all over the Brexit poll' sounds incredibly dirty.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wrexham and Stoke likely Tory gains.

Wut!

 

[Lucille]

I'm predicting strong gains for the tories in the north, and big losses for them in outer/suburban London. It's so nonsensical.

 

[Rita]

I’m watching the BBC Scotland coverage and that CUNT is nowhere to be seen on our screens.

I changed to BBC News. Do we still get full UK results on BBC Scotland?

 

[Lucille]

When did fucking SUNDERLAND become more tory than ST ALBANS.

 

[Lucille]

@big ron HOW SOON CAN YOU GET HERE.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I’m fully expecting London to be a big blob of red in a HUGE sea of blue, with social media flooded with calls to make it an independent state in the morning.

Social media is going to be a HORROR SHOW in general tomorrow, talking at people who all think the same as you do really isn’t getting us anywheres