Local news in non-rioting places (2 Viewers)

[win_the_game]

Local woman gives up chocolate for lent.

 

[wendy the Go_At]

What an endearing photo.

 

[Sharla]

"Bride" reported cottaging in Devon toilet

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-35650437

 

[Sharla]

Hard faced woman accidentally swallows object

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/mum-swallowed-hard-lump-can-10976106

 

[Shirley]

I do like a good scandal in NEWTON POPPLEFORD

 

[win_the_game]

Hard faced woman accidentally swallows object

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/mum-swallowed-hard-lump-can-10976106

The STATE of it.

 

[Marilyn]

I like how they specify that Miss Roach SLURPED down the can

 

[Ellie]

Southwark's Neighbour of the Year had poo shoved through her door

 

[Shirley]

Child falls over in school playground

 

[graves]

http://m.theargus.co.uk/news/14410693.Man_caught_trying_to_get_into_Brighton_nightclub_with_drugs/
The Argus strikes again.

 

[Sharla]

Woman leaves hubby for best friend's daughter. Best friend hooks up with hubby, but hubby dies. Woman and best friend's daughter have lesbain wedding.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/real-life/married-mums-best-pal-same-7723523#2y6TVjv1W4DRar7I.97

 

[Zu]

Woman leaves hubby for best friend's daughter. Best friend hooks up with hubby, but hubby dies. Woman and best friend's daughter have lesbain wedding.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/real-life/married-mums-best-pal-same-7723523#2y6TVjv1W4DRar7I.97

What a carry-on!

 

[lolly]

What a flattering photo of Gary. I bet he's glad he's dead.

 

[wendy the Go_At]

From this week's local paper.:

 

[GNL]

Goolish behaviour all round.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Swingers club owners tie the knot...but vow to carry on mingling

http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/...t___but_vow_to_carry_on_mingling/?ref=mr&lp=5

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Model saves dying swan = http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/...frantic_swan_and_nest_from_rising_floodwater/

Eric Saade DEAD.

 

[Sharla]

Man arrested for sunbathing in busy city street

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...n-brick-laneman-wearing-nothing-a3264771.html

 

[win_the_game]

Jesus declares support for Scottish independence.

 

[wendy the Go_At]

warning about a 'dumpy' pervert

 

[Shirley]

Oh come on who hasn't?

 

[Shirley]

Oh Rachey

 

[Sharla]

Does sniffing Tippex REALLY cause hallucinations? It's never done it for me.

And as for Ms Jackie Juggs, if I had to guess, I'd guess was a contestant in that Drag Queen show.

 

[COB]

I prefer URSULA UDDERS

 

[Shirley]

It won't surprise you that that story is TOTALLY FABRICATED but I JUST DON'T CARE

 

[Jætike]

I'm getting twitches from the grammar

 

[wendy the Go_At]

A 62 year old man from Skegness has been charged with being drunk in charge of a carriage.
He was stopped by police trying to order food at a McDonalds drive-through in Skegness on Monday
https://www.facebook.com/BBCLookNor...450564909230/1096764087077868/?type=3&theater

 

[Sharla]

Obese Nazi tells judge she's a cunt, judge responds by telling obese nazi that he's a cunt as well.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...hn-hennigan-exchange-insults-chelmsford-court

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Obese Nazi tells judge she's a cunt, judge responds by telling obese nazi that he's a cunt as well.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...hn-hennigan-exchange-insults-chelmsford-court

This is a SUPERB STORY, I saw it locally earlier.

 

[lolly]

That is indeed amazing.

 

[Sharla]

Chips thrown on car

Have you ever seen chips on a car before in Frome? Or do you know the owner the affected vehicle? Get in touch with James Wood on james.wood@westgaz.co.uk

 

[big ron]

Wow.

 

[Christian]

I'm emailing James Wood this very second to let him know that I never have, just so he gets both sides of the story.

 

[Jætike]

Email the public health authorities while you're at it. Attracting seagulls with a moving vehicle is a class 1 felony

 

[floppet]

I wonder if James would be interested in the time some horrible boys squirted ketchup on my car in McDs car park.

 

[Sharla]

Pensioner forced to sit on floor on 3 hour train journey

 

[Jætike]

I wonder if James would be interested in the time some horrible boys squirted ketchup on my car in McDs car park.

That's vandalism. Here those brats will face corporal punishment

 

[Indie]

 

[lolly]

 

[ButterTart]

! Amazing.