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@Rita when she sees her ASFM placing.
 
Ok that’s the sort of person who would pay to go to a virtual Coldplay concert.
 

Has anyone seen the man who visits Starbucks Longwell Green between 3.30 and 4.30 most days. He’s a tall man with bleach blonde hair. He wears white Lycra running trousers with no underwear. They are completely see through and he is rather well endowed. You can see everything and I feel it’s disgusting. I have seen him on 3 occasions when I’ve been with my 15 yr old niece. But there were younger children in there. He might as well be naked from the waist down. I’m only asking because I’d like to know if anyone else has reported him before I do 😡

My local Nextdoor group. I fancy I may have an unslakable thirst for coffee tomorrow afternoon. Fancy a trip, @Penelope?
 
Is it just me, or is the writer only concerned because the chap is 'rather well endowed'? Seems a bit unfair to me if you're allowed to flaunt it without offending her precious niece if you've only got a choad.
 
I bet that Starbucks is busier than ever this afternoon.

Reminds me if when I was at school and we'd occasionally get warnings in assembly of reports of flashers on the Bristol- Bath cycle track which ran directly behind school.

You can bet your life hundreds of children would descend upon that track for a few weeks after.
 
Anyone who thinks the man in question is doing ‘nothing wrong’ obviously haven’t seen him…. It is completely different from a woman in a short skirt or low cut top. He used to come in a shop I worked at until we banned him. His attire is so far beyond appropriate and I’d actually question if was real…. Or a strap on. Anyone who thinks it’s acceptable to have a man hung like a horse in an obvious state of arousal walking around in Lycra so tight you can see the entire thing (veins and all) which by the way is at the exact height of a small child’s face needs to examine their own moral compass

I really want to see him (veins and all) now
 
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