Lost and Found: Internet things

[Suomi]

I was recently asked to source the greatest Come Dine with Me episodes ever, featuring the iconic Valerie Holiday



SADLY it that week of the show just doesn’t seem to exist online in full - parts of it are on YouTube though.

I would also love to see Kelle Bryan’s one minute audition video to be a judge on X Factor in which she seductively addresses Simon Cowell for employment - if you’ve seen it, you’ll never have forgotten it.

 

[VoR]

One of my all-time favourite Youtube videos was a clip from some Black Box live show in the 90s where the model who’d been brought in to mime along to Martha Wash’s vocal made the INSANE choice to attempt to sing ’I Don’t Know Anybody Else’ live, with some of the most spectacularly awful results imaginable - culminating in some poor brave sound tech TURNING HER OFF halfway through

Sadly she must have good lawyers as it appears to have been scrubbed from the internet. If anybody has it I would be forever grateful.

 

[straightorbroken]

I didn't know what an ÉPK was until Kéllé.

 

[jivafox]

I’ll never forget this

 

[Sardonicus]

I've been trying for years to find the cringe clip of disgraced MP's daughter Victoria Aitken "rapping" on documentary Young Posh & Loaded & after seeing this thread it's FINALLY been uploaded to YouTube again (starts at 09:30)

 

[Sheena]

I was recently asked to source the greatest Come Dine with Me episodes ever, featuring the iconic Valerie Holiday

I wish to caveat this point, as the greatest Come Dine With Me ever, whilst perhaps not entirely fitting the brief as it was Celebrity Come Dine With Me, is the one with the absolutely glorious Sherrie Hewson, who spends the entire time drunk, drops dessert on the floor and serves raw lamb, a clearly medicated David Gest, who wheels out a basically already dead Mickey Rooney as his party piece, Hannah Waterman and some other forgettable guy, who at one point get so fed up with the entire shebang, they fuck off to the pub. It's quite magnificent.

If you haven't seen it, TREAT yourself:

 

[jyxz]

I was recently asked to source the greatest Come Dine with Me episodes ever, featuring the iconic Valerie Holiday



SADLY it that week of the show just doesn’t seem to exist online in full - parts of it are on YouTube though.

I would also love to see Kelle Bryan’s one minute audition video to be a judge on X Factor in which she seductively addresses Simon Cowell for employment - if you’ve seen it, you’ll never have forgotten it.

I’d love to,see that whole week. Didn’t the contestant kill someone in a drunk driving incident?

 

[Nancy]

I’d love to,see that whole week. Didn’t the contestant kill someone in a drunk driving incident?

Dawn is sadly no longer with her. She took her own life several years ago.

 

[Nancy]

She was the contestant who, on her night, passed out drunk in bed after serving her main course leaving her guests to prepare dessert for themselves.

 

[ButterTart]

There are two videos I really want to find again:

The comedy skit with Charlotte Perrelli getting her fingers slammed in a door.

Something I saw on Twitter with a caption about aspiring to this level of pedantry; it’s from a UK show where two women are talking about the food at a pub and one says they went there for lunch once, and the other replies ‘no, we went at lunch TIME. I believe we just had a light snack’. I’ve not seen that since the day it was posted and I can’t find it for looking.

 

[jyxz]

Apologies. She didn’t kill anyone. She did however hit two stationary cars whilst drunk driving.

 

[Sheena]

The one I am DESPERATE to find is Lynne Perrie/ Ivy Tilsey licking a male stripper's cock on some adult channel as she was supposed to go on, post Corrie fame, and judge a stripping competition but, clearly off her baps, took things RATHER TOO FAR

 

[Ellie]

The one I am DESPERATE to find is Lynne Perrie/ Ivy Tilsey licking a male stripper's cock on some adult channel as she was supposed to go on, post Corrie fame, and judge a stripping competition but, clearly off her baps, took things RATHER TOO FAR

Surely that must regularly make various Channel 5 list shows of Most Shocking Celebrity TV Moments of the 1980s.

 

[jyxz]

The one I am DESPERATE to find is Lynne Perrie/ Ivy Tilsey licking a male stripper's cock on some adult channel as she was supposed to go on, post Corrie fame, and judge a stripping competition but, clearly off her baps, took things RATHER TOO FAR

Censored (blurred) But you get the GIST

 

[Suomi]

The comedy skit with Charlotte Perrelli getting her fingers slammed in a door.

Yes! And then she’s found murdered in the bathtub? It sounds unbelievable but thank god more than one can vouch it’s real

 

[Sheena]

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AT LAST!

Thank you!

 

[Nancy]

My favourite VALERIE HOLLIDAY quote is "This is for the YOUNG and the SEXY"

 

[ButterTart]

Yes! And then she’s found murdered in the bathtub? It sounds unbelievable but thank god more than one can vouch it’s real

Yes! I remember being able to find it easily before but Christ knows what happened to it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Censored (blurred) But you get the GIST

Holy shit.

 

[Suomi]

There are two videos I really want to find again:

The comedy skit with Charlotte Perrelli getting her fingers slammed in a door.

Merry Christmas my angle