Louise - 2 Faced

"Hi Girls!" "HI LOUISE!"

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Yes yes, it's VoR's bi-monthly Louise nostalgia thread. But I have only just learned of the existence of the ALMIGHTY MIX of this song, featuring ADDITIONAL DIALOGUE :o

It has quite literally changed my life.



"Love your boots" "Aww, fanks a lot!"

The midweek NUMBER ONE SMASH original mix:

 
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It's all about the frumpy-sounding woman doing her very best to sound like a diva at the end.

"I can't believe you said that about me!"
"BELIEVE IT, Honey!"
 
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Only the AOOW AOOW lifts this dredge higher than a 5 to a 7 from me. And the intro is like Vanilla on Valium.
 
Louise got some unfair stick as a popstar. Anyone who had witnessed her on Something For The Weekend would have noted her inability to walk and talk in tandem.

The fact that she fronted album campaigns and completed theatre tours endorsed by now-defunct antiperspirants was a huge achievement.
 
I noted the other day that Channel 4 has nicked the Something For The Weekend format WHOLESALE, including re-hiring all of the presenters EXCEPT Louise. :(
 
And it's all the WORSE for it.

Louise's illiteracy and burgeoning eating disorder hidden under MASSIVE tops were what made it. Now it's endless LAD chat :manson:
 
My favourite Louise moment was when they had Pixie Lott on.

They were chatting about going to the same stage school (their pedigree is QUITE apparent) and OUR LOU was talking about an awful teacher she had. Pixie says stoney faced 'Yeah he's DEAD'.

Queue a few seconds of STUNNED SILENCE.
 
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Halli said:
I give it a month before NADIA SWAHALA turns up. She's turning up to everything else!
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I want a revival of that show where she followed people about Majorca.

O/T my friend had a photo taken with DAME LIZZIE last night. She was at the Scottish Fashion Awards (BUT OF COURSE)
 
I QUITE LIKE IT but in what world - even in my "Woman In Me" is a stellar pop album one - can this be a TEN? :D Elbow Beach was incredibly disappointing too.

I wish she had continued though :( Ridiculously I still keep hoping she might....
 
Can anyone put the Almighty mix in Louise's inexplicably lengthy career please?
 
I gave this a 9?

I mean it's good, but not exactly troubling my (high quality) Louise TOP 5
 
This is a classic of our times.

VoR, do you remember us doing the dialogue whilst drunkely mincing through Brighton after the karaoke? :D

BELIEVE IT HONEY. God we're tragic.
 
Jonfessions said:
This is a classic of our times.

VoR, do you remember us doing the dialogue whilst drunkely mincing through Brighton after the karaoke? :D

BELIEVE IT HONEY. God we're tragic.
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I have no memory of ANYTHING after the karaoke that night, but I can well believe it happened. :D
 
I may well have made it up completely. We definitely did 'I Want You Back'.

Let's say it happened.

OH YEAH YOU LOOK GREAT :)
 
Overrated.

Give me Arms Around The World, Undivided Love or the ultimate slut max track Naked any day
 
Exactly, just because it's got exquisitely rubbish talky bits hardly renders it a classic. I doubt it would trouble my Louise top 10, but I could be wrong.
 
Loufoque said:
Overrated.

Give me Arms Around The World, Undivided Love or the ultimate slut max track Naked any day
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"Naked" is about as far from a SLUT MAX TRACK as is HUMANLY POSSIBLE. She sings it like she's NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN NAKED BEFORE IN HER LIFE
 
Obviously in a post-Xtina world this is completely true, but as a 10yo with only a 40% chance of running into Jimmy Saville it was a HOT as it GOT back in 96
 
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Fabulous tune.

I still can't pick between Arms Around The World and Let's Go Round Again as my top Redknapp moment. The former is the better song, but the latter is out & out brilliance, stair-well dance routine and all :disco:
 
She really was utterly useless as a popstar wasn't she? Absolutely no charisma at all.
 
She owes her whole solo career to FHM.

This is one of her best. It's all about the "HI GIRLS!".
 
THIS and her cover of "Let's Go Round Again" INEXPLICABLY got played within half an hour of each other on ASDA FM when I was in there today. Are they still GIVING HER BACKHANDERS or WHAT?
 


Love that Louise’s social media gay has introduced her to the concept of ’Jeans & a nice top’.
 
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