Louvre Crown Jewels Heist (+potential hot suspect)

[K.C.]

I feel this is a very gay-interest crime. The AP just reported on this very random mysterious photo from the day. Now THIS is my kinda suspect!

Inspector Clouseau? The mystery man in an AP photo after the Louvre jewel heist creates a buzz

A photo taken by an Associated Press photographer after the brazen daylight robbery at Paris' Louvre Museum is generating an online buzz.

apnews.com

 

[K.C.]

I must say, in an age of AI and cyberwarfare, a good old fashioned heist is a breath of fresh air!

 

[Sheena]

French policemen are so fucking hot. I noticed it at the Olympics last year. I even wondered if they’d just put the good ones out for the games

I mean, I’m no uniform queen, but fuck me…

No, I mean, ACTUALLY FUCK ME.

 

[Jark]

just to be clear the very well dressed man is not a potential suspect in the heist

 

[Agneeta]

There's a porn setup going on here.

 

[octophone]

No wonder Oscar Wilde fled to France.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

French policemen are so fucking hot. I noticed it at the Olympics last year. I even wondered if they’d just put the good ones out for the games

I mean, I’m no uniform queen, but fuck me…

No, I mean, ACTUALLY FUCK ME.

I felt the same way in Madrid, it seemed like they only hired male models in that city.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s a shame thery’re mostly racist cunts who vote Le Pen, but yes some of them can do a body search on me whenever they want!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I felt the same way in Madrid, it seemed like they only hired male models in that city.

Yes!

 

[Joseph]

 

[GNL]

My first thoughts are FAKE NEWS.

 

[Jark]

my first thoughts are tell me where they're being held so I can open grindr and my second thoughts are yes I'm up for DP

 

[Lucille]

They can break into THIS PUSSY!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Trying to work out what's going on with lefts hairline.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Art Decade]

Two more charged over Louvre jewellery heist

A 38-year-old woman and a man, 37, appeared before a French magistrate over the museum theft that shocked the world.

www.bbc.com

 

[Penelope]

 

[big ron]

lepassword

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Finn]

Losing all dignity like that over fake news mugshots

 

[Agneeta]

He's 15

BBC News - Mystery 'fedora man' at Louvre heist scene revealed as teenage detective fan

Louvre heist: 'Fedora man' in viral picture revealed as local teenager

The mystery youth in the photo turns out to be Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux, a 15-year-old detective fan.

www.bbc.com

 

[K.C.]

The Louvre reopens gallery after last year's brazen jewellery heist

Nine months after France's priceless Crown Jewels were stolen, the Louvre Museum in Paris has reopened its Galerie d'Apollon to the public.

somethingaboutrocks.com

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/22/france-louvre-reopening-jewels.html

 

[K.C.]

Suspects in Louvre Heist Say They Were Recruited by a ‘Mastermind’ Who Wasn’t Pleased With Their Efforts

The principal suspects in the jewel heist that took place at the Louvre in October of 2025 claimed that a “mysterious mastermind” orchestrated the theft

www.artforum.com