Lovely things on the Internet

[GNL]

Aww, baby kangaroo.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

 

[Soldi]

Full of SPUNK!!

 

[Lucille]

What a little SLUT!

 

[jyxz]

We should club together and buy it some special socks

 

[Lucille]

It’s the floppy ears for us

 

[Ellie]

Watched this story 3 times now

 

[Kala]

Watched this story 3 times now

I didn’t laugh a single second of this.

 

[COB]

I have so many questions How did it BECOME part of his routine?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Ellie]

 

[GNL]

Where IS he going?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Not from Twitter but I was entertained by this. He looks and sounds like a right one

British boy who taught himself to read aged two joins Mensa

Teddy Hobbs, four, from Somerset, is UK’s youngest member of high-IQ-score club

www.theguardian.com

I have to say that if I had stupid children I WOULD put them up for adoption although any of you with safeguarding concerns can rest assured that I would provide them with 500 hours of Ancient Greek tuition before making any rash decisions

 

[GNL]

I would provide them with 500 hours of Ancient Greek tuition

This would have been my childhood dream

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

This would have been my childhood dream

Oh mine too. That or LATIN

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I would be the most nightmarish father. No, we are NOT going to McDonalds. Burgers are for papa ONLY. Sit down, shut up and learn your Konjunktiv II by bedtime

 

[COB]

 

[Generic Account]

It's not Twitter but I always come back to this:

 

[ManicKangaroo]

 

[lolly]

 

[funky]

Me trying to find my answer in that poll

 

[Lucille]

I honestly have NO IDEA.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Christ. I've the lowest body count of any gay I know and I'm still ticking the last box. What do heterosexuals do to pass the time!?

 

[GNL]

The gay experience is ticking the last box for LAST WEEKEND ALONE.

 

[lolly]

The gay experience is ticking the last box for LAST WEEKEND ALONE.

I think I had more than that on the way to work. Mind you, it was two buses.

 

[GNL]

I think I had more than that on the way to work. Mind you, it was two buses.

It's the vibrations, what's a girl to do?

 

[funky]

Christ. I've the lowest body count of any gay I know and I'm still ticking the last box. What do heterosexuals do to pass the time!?

Read Facebook and watch reruns of Only Fools And Horses. I think.

 

[Lucille]

Christ. I've the lowest body count of any gay I know and I'm still ticking the last box. What do heterosexuals do to pass the time!?

Cover every surface in their home a shade of GREY.

 

[lolly]

 

[jyxz]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Not Twitter but...

 

[jyxz]

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[lolly]

 

[lolly]

 

[jyxz]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[jyxz]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The hanky code on BBC1 in 1979

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They're both into FISTING.