Madonna DEAD (not really)

[Rita]

OK, my heart just jumped in to my mouth for a second there.

 

[RJN]

When I heard rumors that the queen was dead...

 

[ButterTart]

That faint judder of excitement whenever I see this thread title.

 

[Alias #23]

OMG what if she died on Eurovision final day and ruined the party atmosphere for everyone

OH NO SORRY I FORGOT THAT SHE ALREADY DID

 

[dUb]

still think this is a shitty thread title

 

[Jark]

I thought we had long since agreed the thread title was not OK

 

[Lucille]

Yes guys quite SICK and EVIL, I’d say LOOK AT YOURSELVES, but honestly I WOULDN’T RECOMMEND IT.

 

[Alias #23]

The twins and I just can’t believe the WICKEDNESS. All that effort she puts into her exciting fashions and this is what she gets!

 

[ButterTart]

I thought we were talking about the virgin Mary in fairness.

 

[GNL]

I thought we were talking about the virgin Mary in fairness.

Is she DEAD? I haven't read the bible. Does she get a death scene? Does she die off-screen?

 

[Alias #23]

Is she DEAD? I haven't read the bible. Does she get a death scene? Does she die off-screen?

I’m not sure that she even DOES die but it’s a long time since I’ve been to the KINGDOM HALL

 

[ButterTart]

Is she DEAD? I haven't read the bible. Does she get a death scene? Does she die off-screen?

I read something about a burning bush so I assume that means she died of vaginal trauma.

 

[RJN]

Is she DEAD? I haven't read the bible. Does she get a death scene? Does she die off-screen?

Bible forum now?

 

[Voodoo]

Delete please

 

[VV]

I just saw this thread and nearly died myself!

 

[BoysForSeles]

My heart actually did a proper sink when I logged on ffs.

 

[Penelope]

Not AGAIN!

 

[Dark Carnival]

can we please lock this thread?

 

[Lucille]

can we please lock this thread?

It might come in handy one day!

 

[Dark Carnival]

It might come in handy one day!

Yeah, re-open it then!

 

[Soldi]

Are we using this thread for when she does die?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Are we using this thread for when she does die?

I'm sure having her proper DEAD thread in the pop toilet will court no controversy whatsoever

 

[Marina Salty]

I just saw this thread and nearly died myself!

Same

 

[OutSynk]

I didn't even blink this time.

 

[Joseph]

This almost took me out

 

[Suedehead]

This thread should be deleted or closed and it would be if it were any other female artist apart from Madonna
Shame on you Moopy
@Administrator @Moderator

 

[Dark Carnival]

This thread should be deleted or closed and it would be if it were any other female artist apart from Madonna

I’d argue that this is not fully true and would give Katy Perry as a potential counterexample.

 

[Dark Carnival]

(Sorry )

 

[octophone]

We should stop bumping it.

 

[octophone]

Oh, I just bumped it. Sorry.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Human trash Voodoo bumped it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I genuinely don't understand why he's still able to freely post.

 

[lolly]

I'd certainly be in favour of closing it

 

[VoR]

Closed.