MADONNA REWATCH PARTY #1: Blond Ambition Tour & Truth or Dare - 10th April (19:00 BST)

[Sheena]

COITUS INTERRUPTUS!

 

[Lucille]

Ffs where’s my wrench.

 

[Sheena]

Thinking about it, it was such a brave decision to give so much time over to the dancers' stories in this as well

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OOH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

Those girls ANNOY ME

Donna got AROUND quite a bit didn't she? She sang backup for good ol' Bel & MYLENE ...

 

[Sheena]

Donna got AROUND quite a bit didn't she? She sang backup for good ol' Bel & MYLENE ...

Whereas Niki had the more recognisable success...

 

[Penelope]

At her choosing people who are EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLED

SUCH a daddy in a woman's body

 

[GNL]

She makes it sound like she got the dancers at the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION.

 

[Sheena]

She makes it sound like she got the dancers at the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION.

Whilst I take your point, they were pretty much FROM THE STREET. Jose and Luis in particular were from the scene Pose is based on. POOR AS DIRT.

 

[lolly]

Thinking about it, it was such a brave decision to give so much time over to the dancers' stories in this as well

I remember being GUTTED when she (largely) changed dancers for The Girlie Show. It felt like a betrayal

 

[Lucille]

I bet she doesn’t let her danders within 200m of her backstage NOWADAYS.

 

[Sheena]

According to IMDB, Oliver was born in 1972 so was apparently 18 at this point.

REALLY!? IS HE MARRIED TO SINITTA!?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

She makes it sound like she got the dancers at the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION.

Although I can see how that would come across in 2020 it's a slightly reductive (!) way of looking at it. The fact that the biggest female pop star in the world was presenting THIS (ALL OF IT), was and remains nothing short of extraordinary.

 

[Sheena]

I remember being GUTTED when she (largely) changed dancers for The Girlie Show. It felt like a betrayal

YES! Only Carlton stayed, right?

 

[Penelope]

At her choosing people who are EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLED

I'm finding myself wondering if this is what she does with every 19 YEAR OLD BRAZILIAN TOO

 

[Cerro de Casa]

DAAAAADDDD!!!!

 

[Sheena]

Now, the big question is whether your parents let you have the 18 version or the 15 version on VHS?

 

[Sheena]

She looks so rough in this bit

 

[Cerro de Casa]

@lolly have you got your shower cap on?

 

[Penelope]

Her MANSPREADING IN A SHOWER CAP while eating to what all accounts looks like DOG FOOD

 

[Cerro de Casa]

She looks so rough in this bit

The fact that her FOREHEAD has more wrinkles on it in THIS than it does NOW is

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Her MANSPREADING IN A HAIRNET while eating to what all accounts looks like DOG FOOD

TENS TENS TENS ACROSS THE BOARD

 

[Sheena]

Whatever you guys can get us tickets for

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Definitely one of the all time worst!

 

[Penelope]

DEFINITELY one of the ALL TIME WORST

LOVE HER

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I'm singing a-capella and my fucking headset goes ouT!!

 

[lolly]

@lolly have you got your shower cap on?

No, but I'm in my dressing gown and ladling sherry out of a tureen

 

[Cerro de Casa]

DO SOMETHING ELSE. DO MY EYEBROWS.

 

[Sheena]

Well put me on THEIR FUCKING FREQUENCY

 

[Sheena]

MOTHERFUCK!

 

[Sheena]

I love how FUCKING SCARED OF HER they are

 

[GNL]

Okay the curls are a look too when they're more relaxed.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Well put me on THEIR FUCKING FREQUENCY

And --- you know ---- *sprays*

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Okay the curls are a look too when they're more relaxed.

I actually prefer them later on in the show when they're not as 'teased'...

 

[Penelope]

There's a LOT of people working with her backstage who do NOT have much emotional intelligence

 

[Sheena]

You PUSSYMAN, get OVER HERE!

 

[Sheena]

I forgot she basically made "NOT!" a thing

 

[Penelope]

NOT!

Marge is GOOFY

 

[Sheena]

Anyone who says my show is NEAT has to go...

And there goes The Bodyguard RIGHT THERE.

 

[Penelope]

I forgot she basically made "NOT!" a thing

Is this like Alexandra Burke inventing ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM or is this ACTUALLY THE GENESIS?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

NEAT?