I have to say, I prefer whizzy video interludes these days when it's time for a corset changeI am not much for hamfisted interpretive dancing but the rest was MARVELLOUS
You can tell she HATES THE ORIGINALLike a Virgin is the song she FUCKS with the most isn't it?

La Isla Bonita runs it close surelyLike a Virgin is the song she FUCKS with the most isn't it?
She's always had such a gift for ACCENTS!

Mmm not so much. The reinterpretations of Like a Virgin are more RADICAL.La Isla Bonita runs it close surely
Like a WURGIN
Wasn't she 'in talks' post-Dick Tracy for a Blue Angel remake? I'm sure there was talk of it at the time.The number of the audience who had seen The Blue Angel must have been in the SINGLE DIGITS
HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!
Shite.

I remember reading that, but surely not. It was already clear she couldn't open a film by then.Wasn't she 'in talks' post-Dick Tracy for a Blue Angel remake? I'm sure there was talk of it at the time.
What ALARMING and SURPRISING difficulties happening BOTH at the same time over two weekends 
Nooo, stay!That's me offski. See y'all for E**ovision tomorrow.