Madonna Survivor: The 2010s and 2020s (Round 1)

[POP!]

The INSTA THOT era is upon us. The question is what NOT to eliminate

 

[straightorbroken]

Only 2 I actively dislike, and even then they still have bits (n' bobs) that have potential enough to cling onto sometimes for.

 

[POP!]

I'm not voting for "Bitch I'm Madonna" YET.

 

[Tisch]

Oh god that list is quite.... GOOD

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh god that list is quite.... GOOD

You're a monster

 

[Tisch]

You're a monster

It'd make an adequate playlist!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It'd make an adequate playlist!

 

[straightorbroken]

That should be the new banner.

 

[dmlaw]

Greatly appreciating the unlimited votes here.

 

[funky]

 

[Marina Salty]

It'd make an adequate playlist!

For what purpose

 

[funky]

JUST ELIMINATE THEM ALL


(except Medellin)

 

[Shoat]

Medellin is the only one I think I would ever actively choose to listen to

 

[Suedehead]

BackThatUpToTheBeat(SpedUpVersion) to win the 4-decade survivor!

 

[POP!]

VERY GOOD

Ghosttown
Masterpiece

I LIKE

God Control
Turn Up the Radio
Medellin
Hold Tight

Everything else is MEDIOCRE OR SHIT.

 

[OutSynk]

That list looks worse than I had expected.

 

[POP!]

I decided I don't like Madame X as a whole despite REALLY TRYING. It's mostly the voice.

 

[funky]

@POP! you should have done these in REVERSE in hindsight

Thank GOD we're getting a FINAL!

 

[POP!]

Oh I'm gonna make you girls wait for the final... there's still an ALBUM TRACK/DEEP CUT survivor series.

 

[VoR]

I mean it's just sad really, isn't it?

 

[POP!]

In fairness, her single choices this decade were not AS on point as the decades before. If you add "Joan of Arc", "Inside Out", "Gang Bang", "Love Spent", "I'm Addicted" and few others to the list, and remove the shit, it is a lot more tolerable.

 

[VoR]

But compare it to the 00s list. She obviously had 25 years of incredible quality control, but has anybody else of her stature fallen off as far as she has since Confessions?

 

[VoR]

Anyway of this list I would say Ghost Town and Medellín are pretty good. Masterpiece and Living for Love are inoffensive, and Girl Gone Wild is a comedy classic.

The rest?

 

[RS]

God Control is also quite good (once you’re past that horrible intro)

 

[Sheena]

For me, there’s an obvious bottom four, which is less than I expected, in the piss weak Turn Up The Radio, Bitch I’m Madonna, Hold Tight and Future.

This era isn’t appalling (!), but it just lacks a load of 10/10 moments. Ghosttown and Medellin are head and shoulders above the rest.

 

[Pipo]

So the TikTok hits aren't playing?

GOOD.

Though the Blond-ish Sorry remix is kinda nice.

 

[VV]

Joan Of Arc is better than most of these.

 

[Pipo]

Medellin? What's there to like?

 

[RS]

Medellin? What's there to like?

This.

 

[Shoat]

Medellin? What's there to like?

It's a solid 7/10 in a DECADE of -13's

 

[VoR]

Medellin has a pleasant tune and is not actively embarrassing. That's enough to elevate it to top tier in this company.

 

[Shoat]

Honestly I think I would take that silly Frozen remix over all of these. Double Frozen in the final please?

 

[Jark]

Medellin must win this.

she really should have released Devil Pray (BANGER!) as the lead single from Rebel Heart, and then Ghosttown, and then the title track.

 

[straightorbroken]

Her biggest prizes this decade are album tracks and unreleased demo versions. I don't know how she got her singles so wrong - just double down on doing you, Madge.

 

[Dark Carnival]

There’s only one option for this decade

IT’S SO HYPNADIK