MAGIC MONDAY

[Nancy]

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?

 

[Nancy]

START MY NEW JOB TODAY AFTER DOING A TEMP ROLE FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS

 

[Dark Carnival]

MEH

 

[Lucille]

I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 6AM.

 

[ButterTart]

I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 6AM.

Pervert

 

[Sheena]

I’m feeling mega depressed today. Think it’s a combination of the weather, Monday, lockdown, dead Dad, kitchen that still isn’t finished, onset of winter.

FUCK ME

 

[ButterTart]

I only have to go as far as the conservatory to start work, and even then it feels like bare effort. Mondays are shit.

 

[Lucille]

HOW ARE WE ONLY JUST HEARING ABOUT BT’S CONSERVATORY?!?

 

[Lucille]

TALK ABOUT PERVERTED.

 

[ButterTart]

HOW ARE WE ONLY JUST HEARING ABOUT BT’S CONSERVATORY?!?

It's got roof blinds and all sorts, a right bobby dazzler.

 

[lolly]

HOW ARE WE ONLY JUST HEARING ABOUT BT’S CONSERVATORY?!?

My God. This is what we're reduced to?

 

[lolly]

I'm saving my AIRING CUPBOARD for moopy as a CHRISTMAS TREAT

 

[Suomi]

Haven’t seen London Bridge that busy since pre March. Couldn’t get a seat on the train there either. WHAT IS GOING ON

 

[Lucille]

@Suomi I’m afraid I’m going to have to miss your coffee morning, on account of the fact that I don’t think you’re a very good person.

Love, and kisses.

Lucy

x

 

[lolly]

Since @ButterTart used the term 'bobby dazzler', I've not been able to get Bobby Davro out of my mind (and very much not in THAT way)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Suomi I’m afraid I’m going to have to miss your coffee morning, on account of the fact that I don’t think you’re a very good person.

Love, and kisses.

Lucy

x

It was cancelled due to [INSERT MADE UP NONSENSE].

 

[octophone]

Morning.

The inside of my head feels like a 00s Autechre EP.

 

[octophone]

I'm saving my AIRING CUPBOARD for moopy as a CHRISTMAS TREAT

I was going to post "you should see my attic" but it looked very sinister written down.

 

[big ron]

I’m feeling mega depressed today. Think it’s a combination of the weather, Monday, lockdown, dead Dad, kitchen that still isn’t finished, onset of winter.

FUCK ME

Pft don't know what you're moaning about, none of those things are even remotely a cause to be a bit fed up.

 

[Lucille]

It was cancelled due to [INSERT MADE UP NONSENSE].

That’s a shame, I was hoping to bitch about his home decor with one of the survivors.

 

[big ron]

I've been up for 20 minutes and I'm all for cancelling Monday and just trying again tomorrow.

 

[Lucille]

ANYWAY IT’S WARM THAT’S SOMETHING.

 

[Lucille]

EVERYONE AT THE BUS STOP LOOKS MISERABLE.

 

[big ron]

It is warm, I thought I was having a funny turn last night.

 

[lolly]

And I put the bloody heavier quilt on the bed Saturday

 

[octophone]

I don't usually get Mondayitis but jeez I've got it this morning. Still, one of my favourite colleagues is back from her hols today, that'll cheer the place up a bit.

 

[lolly]

Monday hasn't yet hit for me today as I'm not starting until a (zoom) union meeting at 10.30. Late finish though, so I'm sure I'll think it's just as much a cunt as the rest of you later.

 

[jivafox]

Knackered thanks to the WIND HOWLING all night long as though I were living in a GOTHIC MELODRAMA.

 

[Soldi]

Well since everyone else was RUDE and didn’t ask, what’s the new job @Nancy?

 

[Nancy]

Well since everyone else was RUDE and didn’t ask, what’s the new job @Nancy?

WORKING ON A LIVE CHAT FACILITY FOR A HUGE MEDIA COMPANY

 

[GNL]

WORKING ON A LIVE CHAT FACILITY FOR A HUGE MEDIA COMPANY

Babestation?

 

[ButterTart]

Babestation?

HELLO YOU’RE THROUGH TO NANCY I’VE NO KNICKERS ON WHAT’S YOUR INSIDE LEG PLEASE?

 

[octophone]

It'll be QVC again, it always is.

 

[Nancy]

IT ISN’T

 

[octophone]

IT ISN’T

Well, it'll be something all in capitals, otherwise you'll be out on yr arse in about 3 days.

 

[Rita]

IT ISN’T

WHAT IS IT THEN?

 

[Rita]

ARE YOU WORKING FOR CLIFF RICHARD?

 

[Nancy]

SKY

 

[Star]

Can you get me anything free?

 

[octophone]

SKY

Murdoch? No wonder you were being unusually coy...