Make way for corn Saturday

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Had a lovely 8 hours kip and I'm absolutely SHATTERED. Who ISN'T?

Off to a SHOPPING OUTLET today. The sheer unrestrained GLAMOUR.
 
I did that to my brother out of sheer badness - got his daughter "sound blocks" when she was 1 i.e. percussion. What? He'd earned it.
 
I'm in work which is absolute balls. The lights are motion sensitive so they go off every 15 minutes. There's hardly anyone in so the lights keep going off.

ARGH
 
Honestly EXHAUSTED after 4 days of not particularly gruelling work. Had two beers last night and passed out before 11.
 
octophone said:
I did that to my brother out of sheer badness - got his daughter "sound blocks" when she was 1 i.e. percussion. What? He'd earned it.
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My MIL manages it every single time. She always buys something huge that I just don't have space for, something that she knows we already have or something really noisy.
 
Plans cancelled. Staying in bed. This is hard-core exhaustion.
 
Diddy said:
We have that in the toilet cubicles, but they sort of fade if you don’t move a lot. I always wonder if I’m blacking out
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They had these in my old office and the lights would completely shut off after a MINUTE of inaction, which meant a leisurely shit would be ruined as you’d have to wave your arms around manically half way through.
 
Star said:
My MIL manages it every single time. She always buys something huge that I just don't have space for, something that she knows we already have or something really noisy.
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Doing is more than once is evil. I did it that one time because she was into banging stuff and listening to the sounds. Plus, for mischief. I never did it again.
 
I used to gleefully buy loud toys, but then I had to be around the fuckers.
 
Star said:
I had a rubbish sleep and early start, cursing the mother in law for buying a plinky plonky keyboard for Xmas.
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The real question is how long you leave it before you take out the batteries and tell the kids that they stopped making the kind that it needs.
 
Lucille said:
They had these in my old office and the lights would completely shut off after a MINUTE of inaction, which meant a leisurely shit would be ruined as you’d have to wave your arms around manically half way through.
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Relatable content
 
Lucille said:
They had these in my old office and the lights would completely shut off after a MINUTE of inaction, which meant a leisurely shit would be ruined as you’d have to wave your arms around manically half way through.
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That's NASTY.
 
Lucille said:
They had these in my old office and the lights would completely shut off after a MINUTE of inaction, which meant a leisurely shit would be ruined as you’d have to wave your arms around manically half way through.
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We have this in our office too. I just sit in the dark now and rather LIKE IT. :horny:
 
I had to turn it off at the African dance lesson, how long did you girls last?
 
Two more days of work but I just want to SLEEP.

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Lucille said:
They had these in my old office and the lights would completely shut off after a MINUTE of inaction, which meant a leisurely shit would be ruined as you’d have to wave your arms around manically half way through.
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How leisurely can a shit be?

If mine were a t.A.T.u. album, it would be Dangerous and Moving.

Occasionally 200km/h in the wrong lane
 
Ugh a woman sat next to me on the train that had bought some steam buns. They smell like particularly potent Pukka pies
 
Good afternoon! I went all the way to work for a bit of overtime, only to find I didn't have my staff card so couldn't get into the building :goodgrief:
 
COB said:
Good afternoon! I went all the way to work for a bit of overtime, only to find I didn't have my staff card so couldn't get into the building :goodgrief:
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God is telling you to go home and have a WANK.
 
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