Maluma vs Mahmood

[Lucille]

Both have names that begin with M, questionable tattoos and shaven pitts, but which would you rather have flood your guts?

VOTE

 

[Soldi]

@wurst get in here now!

 

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NOT SO HAIRLESS PITS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don’t really give a fuck about either of them. They do very little for me. However Mahmood, cos Soldi was a banger, despite the OBVIOUS.

 

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Without meaning to be vulgar, I'd be quite happy to have Maluma sit on my face, whilst Mahmood sits on my genitals. A VERY HAPPY COMPROMISE ALL ROUND

But obviously queen Mahmood overall BY FAR!

 

[Pipo]

Maluma's arms are better, FOR STARTERS. but Mahmood seems to have nicer legs...

 

[Jark]

Mahmood is more beautiful, seems way more chill and fun, less arrogant AND he's one of us. winner winner

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Maluma's notoriety IN DOUBT.

 

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Also of course, ANY CHANCE to plug this delicious piece of soaking wet, topless, turtle-riding gay MELODRAMA

 

[lolly]

There's something a bit feminine about Mahmood in the hip/top of thigh region. But by Christ I'd love to ride him like a pogo stick.

 

[Halli]

Never heard of Mahmood but Maluma is BEAUT

 

[Tisch]

 

[lolly]

The moment where he licks his lips at 1:08 makes my ovaries explode.

 

[Tisch]

Anyway, Maluma. Really does need some pit hair though.

 

[Jark]

Never heard of Mahmood but Maluma is BEAUT

FIX IT STAT!

 

[Halli]

FIX IT STAT!

I'm going to look him up on insta this evening

 

[Lucille]

Where’s @Win_the_game ??

 

[lolly]

The Curse Of Madonna strikes again

 

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The moment where he licks his lips at 1:08 makes my ovaries explode.

3.07-3.12 for me, the INTENSITY segueing in seeking approval!

God this topic is making me want to get drunk and watch Soldi (and Rapide) on repeat

 

[Lucille]

I wish they’d both stop SHAVING THEIR CHESTS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are they Mahmood's natural lips?

 

[Jark]

Where’s @Win_the_game ??

complaining to OFCOM on the grounds of PRE-WATERSHED SMUT

 

[Lucille]

@Soldi can you dig out that pic of Mahmood’s HOLE?

 

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Mahmood really does have a VERY STRONG INSTAGRAM



All other Eurovision contestants found rotting!

 

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@Soldi can you dig out that pic of Mahmood’s HOLE?

I'm not saying that they may be in @Suedey's LEGENDARY "Poor Sertab" topic, BUT: they might be in the legendary Poor Sertab topic...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He does look rather DOOPY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I meant DOPEY but DOOPY

 

[lolly]

My anus has just gone into spasm

 

[Lucille]

Mahmood really does have a VERY STRONG INSTAGRAM



All other Eurovision contestants found rotting!

IMAGINE that tongue against your hole!!!

 

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IMAGINE that tongue against your hole!!!

CACKLING!

(and I'd rather my tongue in HIS HOLE tbh

 

[Soldi]

@Soldi can you dig out that pic of Mahmood’s HOLE?

https://www.lpsg.com/threads/mahmood-italian-singer-eurovision.540890/page-11

 

[Dark Carnival]

Re - that other thread,

I'm still very much into white boys (trash!) so neither is really my type. But if I had to choose I'd have to consider that:

1. I prefer Maluma's face
2. He sounds like a proper idiot though
3. Mahmood has nice arse

 

[Soldi]

I'm still very much into white boys

Still in with a chance!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Still in with a chance!

Did I say boys, I meant men

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Soldi]

You know you want to

 

[Pipo]

https://www.lpsg.com/threads/mahmood-italian-singer-eurovision.540890/page-11

I need to sign up?

am I fuck tho?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I need to sign up?

am I fuck tho?

worth it peeps

 

[straightorbroken]

Can't someone who has signed up just share this then?

 

[straightorbroken]

I think I'd go with Maluma. I don't really like wide hips (although I have absolutely none so maybe I'm just jealous).