Manic Tuesday

[octophone]

'Sup?

Another day, another morning on the Subway pretending to be in the video for "The Everlasting" i.e wishing the people around me would burst into flames.

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[Shirley]

LOL

Apparently if the WORK AUSTERITY DRIVE is going to extend to buying tea and coffee from COSTCO instead of PREMIUM ORGANIC VARIETIES that had to undergo a COMPLICATED TASTE TEST before being deemed ACCEPTABLE "everyone is just going to RETIRE"

I fucking wish you WOULD

 

[Star]

£5 off a £25 spend at Amazon today only if you buy via the Moopy link at the bottom of the page*



*ok it's a generic offer

 

[Shirley]

Ooh BIGTHANKS

The LOVE UNLIMITED ORCHESTRA box set is COMING MY WAY

 

[Star]

I’m going to morroco soon. Any tips to avoid being human trafficked out there. I’m really scared to go there now.. we are going for a normal holiday ... but I’m scared I might get trafficked and end up on the Atlas Mountains or something ... help! Also how can I scare those weirdo away!

 

[Indie]

I'm sure you'll be fine Star. Just tell those nasty terrorists to go away.

 

[Kate]

Is this from a Facebook mum huns group by any chance?

 

[ButterTart]

The arrogance of some people, thinking they can’t step out of their front door for fear of being sold into sexual slavery. I could stand on the corner with a reduced sticker and a barcode tattooed on my head and still not have any takers, what makes her so bloody special?

 

[Kate]

I bet they are going to an all inclusive hotel in Agadir and weren't planning on leaving the premises anyway

 

[Rita]

The arrogance of some people, thinking they can’t step out of their front door for fear of being sold into sexual slavery. I could stand on the corner with a reduced sticker and a barcode tattooed on my head and still not have any takers, what makes her so bloody special?

Oh darling some of us can’t walk out the front door without the fear of getting FLOGGED.

 

[Rita]

Morning.

 

[Indie]

The arrogance of some people, thinking they can’t step out of their front door for fear of being sold into sexual slavery. I could stand on the corner with a reduced sticker and a barcode tattooed on my head and still not have any takers, what makes her so bloody special?

Oh I don't know, I love a bargain. Are you any good at washing up?

 

[Star]

Is this from a Facebook mum huns group by any chance?

U know it bbz xoxo

 

[octophone]

Dagnabbit - I bought that wee mixer last week could have got a fiver off it. Grrr.

I wonder if there's anything else that I could add to the studio refit...

 

[big ron]

Morning.

I had a sex dream about you last night, but I wasn't the one having sex with you.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh I don't know, I love a bargain. Are you any good at washing up?

I’d be worried about the sort of life you could provide for me if you can’t afford a dishwasher. Would my kennel even have indoor plumbing?

 

[Rita]

I had a sex dream about you last night, but I wasn't the one having sex with you.

Standard. I’m not sure you could handle me Ron.

Out of interest who was sexing me?

 

[lolly]

It was ME Rita

I'd been HEAVILY DRUGGED and a SURGICAL SPLINT was involved

 

[Rita]

It was ME Rita

I'd been HEAVILY DRUGGED and a SURGICAL SPLINT was involved

Oh Lolly. I know you have always had a soft spot right between your legs for me.

 

[big ron]

Standard. I’m not sure you could handle me Ron.

Out of interest who was sexing me?

OH I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.

It had something to do with mountain bikes.

 

[SDF]

I never have sex dreams

Am I missing out

It’s got to be better than the real thing

 

[Rita]

OH I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.

It had something to do with mountain bikes.

Sounds DELIGHTFUL.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I never have sex dreams

Am I missing out

It’s got to be better than the real thing

I rarely have any either. And I have NEVER cum in my sleep even as a teen.

 

[dmlaw]

I made an Amazon order through the moopy link and got my £5 discount, so thanks very much guys.