Many many businesses DEAD (1 Viewer)

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The pre-Xmas lockdowns and the all the uncertainty is surely going to put more long-time teeterers over the edge.
 
4. Everything costing approximately 87 times as much as the equivalent in the Card Factory around the corner
 
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NO-ONE SAY BOOFLE THOUGH. I LOVE BOOFLE

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6 The fact they sell Thorntons chocolate, or have some partnership deal with them.

I fucking hate Thorntons chocolate. I'd rather have a Hershey bar, even if it tastes of vomit.
 
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Clintons staff only seem to come in two varieties - the over-cheerful, over-apologetic, over-chatty ones and the SURLY GRUNTING TEENAGERS.
 
If someone gave me a Clinton card and a box of Thorntons, I think I'd kick them.

I'd rather have an Annie Lennox tea towel.

I was going to say that I‘d rather have AND BE FORCED TO LISTEN TO a Mariah album but there‘s such a thing as taking it TOO FAR
 
Clintons staff only seem to come in two varieties - the over-cheerful, over-apologetic, over-chatty ones and the SURLY GRUNTING TEENAGERS.

And they ALL look like they have RICKETS
 
Clintons staff only seem to come in two varieties - the over-cheerful, over-apologetic, over-chatty ones and the SURLY GRUNTING TEENAGERS.

Surely this is every shop everywhere now? The only people working in retail are people who genuinely love it and have endured it for too long to be healthy and teenagers in their first real job, funding themselves through college and who haven't yet worked out that call centres better because you don't have to smile at a total cunt while you're listening to them.
 
I fucking hate Clintons as well. It's so fucking NINETIES. Even down to the DECOR and KAREN behind the till. Always in a SHIT shopping centre no one goes to anymore cause a better one has opened down the road.
 
That said Card Factory is fucking hideous too.

I tend stick with Paperchase or order online.
 
I must say I prefer SCRIBBLER (:)) although they’re not so good for cards for family members, what with FUCK, CUNT and GUNNY plastered all over them
 
I have used Clintons now and then just because their store is bigger than the rest so you can usually find whatever you want.

But i do love Card Factory. Yes it's fucking shit but at least they don't pretend a printed piece of card is worth more than a quid.
 
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a branch of Card Factory. Perhaps they don’t have them in LONDON :)

@Kate
 
I thought there were more than that! There's one in Hammersmith Broadway of COURSE. But also a Paperchase and a Scribbler right next door to each other, for people I like more.
 
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