Mayonnaise - WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[big ron]

Have we ever discussed microwaving cheese until it's crispy or chewy? I use the kitchen roll technique, which I learned from America's Top Model, to soak up the excess fats, so it's actually really healthy.

Ms Ron used to microwave cheese on a plate on atkins. Basic as fuck.

 

[Kate]

Ms Ron used to microwave cheese on a plate on atkins. Basic as fuck.

I have done this MANY A TIME

 

[Devil]

11/10 Yes on sandwiches, yes to dip pizza, yes to dip chips…yes to it all

The lovely little chilli ones are also a treat to give my daily sandwich a bit of a kick.

Salad cream, whilst not awful, is very fucking weird. Halfway between mayo and a salad dressing? I‘ll just use the originals thanks.

 

[lolly]

Bought a lasagne for dinner purely because all this talk of burned bits had me salivating most of the day.

 

[Kratz]

Let's hear it for SALAD CREAM!

 

[Sheena]

Let's hear it for SALAD CREAM!

I fucking love salad cream

 

[lolly]

I think it was only Sheena professing his love for salad cream here years ago that made me realise it still existed outside 1980s council estate nightmares.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I only like egg and onion sandwiches if made with salad cream (definitely no butter).

 

[Sheena]

Egg mayonnaise is much better with an extra squirt of salad cream in it.

 

[Sheena]

I had salad cream with my lunch ONLY TODAY

 

[big ron]

I have done this MANY A TIME

Plead join my harem of basic bitches

 

[big ron]

Egg mayonnaise is much better with an extra squirt of salad cream in it.

EGG MAYONNAISE IS RAPE

 

[Dark Carnival]

the Suedey jury

OH

 

[Suedehead]

OH

I'm not a traitor I swear on everything I'm 100% faithful

 

[Zu]

Oh I love doing the scraping thing with the trays of those jumbo Lidl lasagnes

CAN I JUST SAY that Lidl has changed the packaging of these and apparently the recipe because there wasn't nearly as much creamy filth in them as usual and there were MINIMAL SCRAPINGS TO BOOT!

Only going to Waitrose from now on

 

[straightorbroken]

I actually found a TIN of "new" potatoes (or maybe it was "baby") that is a few months off the sell by date and all I could think of was to cut them up, add raw onion and smother with mayo. I'll be dreaming of it tonight. If I have it cold it could be a perfectly appropriate breakfast feast. Oh and put on a mew Dra Race episode, it will be wonderful.

 

[eney]

It's not healthy but I like it a lot.

 

[Suedehead]

SALAD CREAM FORUM NOW

 

[Penelope]

Garlic mayonnaise is breast milk.