Melanie C - Sweat

[Joseph]

My body is ready

 

[Voodoo]

It's a bop!

 

[Sheena]

Is it an actual bop or just for Spice Girls loons?

I CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO CLICK PLAY.

 

[VoR]

Louise’s remains the superior Stretch.

 

[Sheena]

Louise’s remains the superior Stretch.

Talk about DAMNING WITH FAINT PRAISE.

 

[Jark]

this is good but also feels like a song you might not need to play more than twice.

 

[Sheena]

this is good but also feels like a song you might not need to play more than twice.

So a 75% improvement on the rest of her solo material then?

 

[Halli]

I'm not quite sure what to make of it. I was glad to hear the change at around 1.55 where it might actually go into a proper song. Its an ear-worm.

 

[Devil]

‘Might go into a proper song’

 

[Pipo]

The sheer STREAMING POWER that every H&M and Pull & Bear across the UK could unleash to rocket this bop up the charts is truly unmatched (assuming, of course, the playlist isn’t curated by a straight person.)

 

[rhythmbandit]

Could she not have saved this banger for Eurovision?

 

[Eddie]

That video is very Sexercise isn't it?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not feeling the zumba fitness sound. But the body is snatched and she looks happy so GOOD FOR HER!

What I have to say.

 

[Halli]

Maybe she's hoping for a Olivia and Let's Get Physical cultural moment with this SINGAL, minus any hint of a melody.

 

[FetchFugly]

The last album was good but this is a miss. The Diana bit and not much else.

 

[VoR]

The sample is fun, but I don’t think her voice suits this kind of material at all.

 

[lolly]

Is it a standalone single or part of a greater campaign?

It feels like something a lesser heritage act would be doing for the provincial Pride circuit.

 

[VoR]

There’s an album coming next year apparently.

 

[Eddie]

The sample is fun, but I don’t think her voice suits this kind of material at all.

This. Trying to sound sexy just isn't working for her - the accent doesn't help.

 

[Voodoo]

There’s an album coming next year apparently.

Definitely. Not apparently. She announced the album today.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I quite liked the last two albums but this song is not it. I’ll not write off the album yet though.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yes, I can still look forward to that, I doubt it’ll be a whole album of gym music.

 

[Pipo]

I doubt it’ll be a whole album of gym music.

I hope so too because Ava Max has that niche covered already

 

[Halli]

Yes, I can still look forward to that, I doubt it’ll be a whole album of gym music.

She's a DJ type now isn't she so I wouldn't bet against it

 

[Dark Carnival]

She's a DJ type now isn't she so I wouldn't bet against it

I she could include some acido techno with sick drops instead, THAT I could get on board with!

 

[Agneeta]

sick drops

GET OUT

 

[lolly]

She's a DJ type now isn't she so I wouldn't bet against it

The fact that it's the title track as well makes me think it's fairly likely.

 

[Halli]

OMG
I just found out she did The One Show on Friday. Sole guest with a few others on the sofa. Surely this is marching up the spotify chart with that standard of promo? The One show is not what you call a SOFT LAUNCH!

 

[Voodoo]

"We're better together, my dear".

 

[Voodoo]

The super girl group we didn't know we needed.

 

[Jark]

she's high fashion now

 

[Music]

Is this number one yet?

 

[Halli]

Is this number one yet?

Not even number 1 in HER spotify top 10.

She needs to do BBC breakfast, and FAST!

 

[Pipo]

Stream harder SG LOONS

 

[Pipo]

I haven't streamed since the release because it's not breezy nor relistenable

 

[Dark Carnival]

she's high fashion now

Move over Victoria!

 

[Kate]

She is looking BUFF AS. Good for her!

 

[Joseph]

I’ve streamed it a ton so it’s #1 on my ch(e)art

 

[Voodoo]

Melanie C x Katseye - Sweat

 

[Voodoo]

Watch Melanie debut ‘Sweat’ on the Grand Finale of The Voice Australia: