MELODIFESTIVALEN 2006 REWATCH: 22:45 BST

[Penelope]

I am not falling out with you over someone is inconsequential as her.

Helena Paparizou is one of the most consequential figures of the 21st century. There is a direct line from her to Mario Draghi's infamous 2012 commitment.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh stop, it's late. You can't up the stakes with that BANGER OF A RAIL CRASH.

They really pulled out all the stops, didn't they? But Santiago de Compostela at least had a promotional video.

 

[Madison]

Helena Paparizou is one of the most consequential figures of the 21st century. There is a direct line from her to Mario Draghi's infamous 2012 commitment.

Paparizou wouldn’t recognise a new monetary policy paradigm if it slapped her in the face.

 

[Madison]

If I recall correctly, this guy is doing the accents of every jury location.

 

[Penelope]

Paparizou wouldn’t recognise a new monetary policy paradigm if it slapped her in the face.

And yet - one mustn't recognise it to have been consequential for it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They really pulled out all the stops, didn't they? But Santiago de Compostela at least had a promotional video.

101 dead was so special I always thought.

Santiago was so meme-able.

 

[ButterTart]

Lena mugging awkwardly for the camera. Doesn't speak a word of Swedish, bless her.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Amazingly this show also killed 101 people.

 

[ButterTart]

101 dead was so special I always thought.

In GERMANY. That shit shouldn't happen there, but the track record is shocking.

 

[Penelope]

This blond man is TALKING TOO MUCH

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hope old PLUNGER FACE doesn't win.

 

[Penelope]

OMG that they still hadn't figured out how to reorder graphics by numeral position by 2006

 

[ButterTart]

It's painfully clear now that nobody's going to catch Kiki, so I'm off to bed.

 

[Penelope]

SEX POÄNG

What IS a SEX POÄNG? A SEX PLUNGER?!

 

[Penelope]

MALMERRR

 

[Penelope]

I SKIPPED AHEAD TO THE END SOZ

 

[Madison]

What a shady interview question!

 

[Madison]

Is it true you have booked a hotel room in Athens already?