Melodifestivalen 2020: Deltävling Two - Göteborg

[ButterTart]

I quite enjoyed Klara. Jan was a bit shit.

 

[Christian]

He's got a charm about him but let's be honest, we're NEVER LISTENING TO IT AGAIN ARE WE

NEVER NEVER NEVERRRRR

 

[Penelope]

Strapping myself in for another hopefully IMPENDING VOCAL DISASTER from Dotter

 

[Christian]

Looks like Britney's "Oops I Did It Again" costume got a second outing then.

 

[Christian]

Many wellington boots died to bring you this interview with the composers.

 

[Penelope]

Oh my god this is already FOUL

 

[Penelope]

THE GRINDING!!

 

[FetchFugly]

Miss Dotter is a most unappealing performer.

 

[Christian]

Lovely LIGHTING, lovely GIMMICK and lovely MIRROR BALL TOP.

VOX and SONG just not good enough though.

 

[Penelope]

This is HORRENDOUS

 

[win_the_game]

Has she actually hit a right note yet?

 

[Penelope]

That discoball dress effect was utterly WASTED on her

 

[Alla]

Has she actually hit a right note yet?

One at the beginning.

 

[Penelope]

That's coming last right?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Lovely LIGHTING, lovely GIMMICK and lovely MIRROR BALL TOP.

VOX and SONG just not good enough though.

It’s just there...doesn’t really go anywhere

 

[Alla]

The latin horror now.

 

[Christian]

I quite liked Bedroom

SORRY

 

[FetchFugly]

More struggle vocals incoming.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Am expecting horrors from this one...

 

[Penelope]

What on EARTH did Alvaro Estrella have on that he COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THIS?

 

[win_the_game]

I'm ready for this HOT NOX FEST.

 

[Penelope]

This is going direkt.

 

[FetchFugly]

THE BROOM

 

[Christian]

Ooh, this staging is very In The Heights inspired

How forward thinking

Where's @dUb at?!

 

[Christian]

(In The Heights film coming THIS SUMMER people!)

 

[win_the_game]

Has Mendez had a hair transplant? I thought he was bald.

 

[Penelope]

God this is CORKING

 

[Christian]

Set the backing track to MAX

 

[win_the_game]

God those backing dancers look ROPEY.

 

[Christian]

Definitely the first time the Bedroom gay has stuck his hand up a girl's skirt.

 

[Penelope]

According to the handkerchief code, Alvaro Estrella is a fist fuckee.

 

[Alla]

Alvaro vocals were all prerecorded chorus, right?

 

[ButterTart]

Vamos Amigos was fucking MINT.

 

[FetchFugly]

Well that was FUN

 

[win_the_game]

According to the handkerchief code, Alvaro Estrella is a fist fuckee.

No doubt RS has had the odd DALLIANCE with that one.

 

[Alla]

Linda

 

[Penelope]

The drum

 

[Penelope]

"when Linda sings, it becomes a Linda song, it is inevitable"

 

[AlgoAlex]

COME ON. Turn this shitshow around...oh no please not a BALLID

 

[Christian]

THAT OPENING POSE!